How To Make Time For Masturbation

Make time? Seriously? For me, masturbation is a daily (sometimes twice daily) activity. I tend to need the stress relieving factors it provides. I find that masturbating regularly keeps my body feeling good, my mind clear, and, of course, orgasms are great, so why wouldn’t I want as many as possible? However, I understand that for many people, women especially, masturbation is not always on the “to do” list, especially since we women tend to have to-do lists that are miles long! Men seem to be able to make time for masturbation a little more readily, like in the shower, but women need more time, more preparation, and sometimes a stress-free time and place to do it! So, when you NEED to masturbation (or even just want to) how do you make the time?

BEFORE BED
When we lay down to go to sleep, we rarely just hit the pillow and doze off. It takes an average of 18 minutes for most people to actually fall asleep. Many people read or watch TV in bed to “wind down” and turn off the brain. So, what if you skip the chapter or the nightly news (which is, frankly, depressing) and spend some quality time making yourself feel good! Most of the time the kids will be in bed, the house will be quiet, and you have “you” time so why not? If you have a partner ask him to help or do it before he / she climbs into bed. Self-pleasure is a very important part of life.

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THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE ORGASM
No one really WANTS to wake up early, right? Well, if you knew you would get a nice orgasm to start your day you wouldn’t mind so much. There was a time when I would set my alarm 15 minutes early so that I could have a nice morning orgasm before getting into the shower. This is especially handy if you are the one to wake up your children in the morning. No one will be busting into your room at 5:30 am! If you are a dude, well, you are most likely going to wake up with morning wood as it is, so why not take advantage (and let’s be honest, men probably are anyway). For us women though, there is a sense of a clear head, a fresh day, an awaiting shower. All of this makes an early morning masturbation session a wonderful way to get the day started with a smile.

WET AND WILD
When it comes to making time for things that we don’t prioritize on our list of a thousand to-dos, we need to improvise and multi-task. So, this means that we often need to double duty certain things. For example, we pretty much shower every, single day, right? Well, have you thought about skipping the leg shaving (hell, it is winter anyway) and masturbating instead? A shower is a very personal time, where the chance of someone barging in is minimal (usually, sometimes kids have no boundaries), it is relaxing with the warm water and the steam. It is a perfect time to get a little orgasm or two under your belt. Also, if you prefer, you can take a nice bath! If you are lucky enough to have a tub in which to take a bath, you can combine the goodnight ritual and the bath and head to bed jellified and relaxed! Oh yes, the shower is the perfect place for self-pleasure.

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LONG LUNCHES
While I would never, ever suggest that you blow off work to masturbate, I would most definitely suggest that if you have a lunch break or daily break and can manage to get home (or, even a private break room) for an hour, that you use this time to your FULL advantage. I remember when I was in law school and worked for a law firm. We had a private “nap” room that you could use if you felt like you needed to decompress. I know for a fact that I was not the only one getting my orgasm on in there! Some people are lucky enough to go home for lunch, and this is also a great time to masturbate. Trust me, the stress relief will greatly improve your afternoon productivity. Just remember, work comes first so do not risk getting into trouble.

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WHILE THE KIDS ARE AWAY
If you are lucky enough to be a stay-at-home parent, or if you work part time, you will likely have some alone time at the house. Now, while I know your to-do list is long and out of control, that you have 4 loads of laundry to fold, that the kitchen needs to be cleaned, and the floors vacuumed I would suggest to you that it is OK and even suggested to take just a little bit of time and RELAX, UNWIND and MASTURBATE! Go up to your room, get under your covers, use your favorite toy and make yourself cum! Then clean the sheets! The point is, we tend to make time for EVERYTHING other than ourselves, and masturbation is really an important and healthy part of our lives, and if it isn’t, make it one. Trust me, it makes a world of difference in how you feel!

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