How To Masturbate Quietly

I remember when I was in college and one of my 3 roommates, Marcie, asked me one day, “How do you masturbate without everyone in this house hearing you?” I laughed, looked at her and said, “Honestly, I don’t care if they hear! However, I feel your pain!” Not everyone wants their private business advertised to the people they may be sharing quarters with. Whether you have roommies, still live with the Ps (parents), or are in some area that is less than private, if you want to know how to play on the sly read on for some helpful hints.

FINGERS ARE QUIET
While it may seem fairly obvious that masturbating with your fingers (or hands if you are a guy) will seriously cut down on any extra sounds that a sex toy may make. Then, the only sounds you need to control are your own sounds of pleasure! This is good if you need a temporary fix, are doing some impromptu solo-play, or just don’t have any toys on hand, this is the most discreet way to play.

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COVER NOISE
If you find yourself in a situation where you want to use a sex toy that is, let’s just say less than quiet, then you need to find ways to cover up the sounds. This is where cover noise comes in. Pretty much any “normal” extra noise can be a good cover for the sounds of sex toys. A television show with some action scenes, your favorite CD, or just the radio set to your favorite tunes will due. Just keep in mind that some cover noise may not work as well, let’s say classical music with a lot of lows. Choose wisely!

TAKE A SHOWER WITH YOUR TOYS
The bathroom is probably the most private place in the house. Not to mention running shower water can be a pretty handy cover for a buzzing buddy. So, why not take your waterproof toys into the shower with you? Hey, let’s face it, shower fun is, well, fun anyway. There are a variety of waterproof toys you can use to get dirty while you are getting clean. Or, you could opt for the shower fake out – but then people may wonder why you are never wet when you come out. Either way, the shower is a great place for playing on the sly.

Recommended Waterproof Toy: Bath-Time Bunny Vibe

PLUMP PILLOWS
My personal favorite way to hide the sound of sex toy play is to muffle them with a plump pillow. This can be used if you are on your stomach or your back. Although, if you are laying on your stomach then you get the added buffer of your own body covering the sounds. On your back you can lay the pillow over your pelvis as you play. The best toys for this type of sly play are bullets or small vibrators. Obviously, if you are trying to thrust the toy internally your pillow may not stay put.

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Comments

DonnaMay - October 13, 2019

I like to let myself go during sex. I my room mates hear me so be it. I know they are doing the same thing frequently. One has a rather loud vibrator too.

Paula Jones - October 12, 2019

Being loud makes sex so much better! Love to f**k but making love isn’t so much fun!

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