How To “Fake” Your Way Through Deepthroating

Ah, deepthroating. A hot and steamy topic between men and women being discussed nightly, and it goes something like this:

Man:“Hey babe, when you blow me tonight can you, maybe, you know, deepthroat
me?”
Woman:“Uh, no. I gag and I will puke on you. Can’t you just be happy with the
blowjob?”
Man:“Of course I am happy, it is just it feels soooooo good. Can you at least try?”
Woman:“I have tried. I can’t do it! Just forget it. Nothing I do is ever good enough for you!”

OK, so this may be a bit of an oversimplification or dramatization of actual conversations, but it is not quite off the mark. Men DO love it when we women deepthroat them. And, we women often have a hard time doing it. I mean, it is essentially sticking his penis so far down your throat that you cannot breathe, and, yes, sometimes feel the need to gag. So, how can you give your guy the pleasure of deepthroating without actually doing it? Yes, you can fake it till you make it and I am going to tell you how.

DON'T BE A DEFEATIST BEFORE YOU TRY!
How do you KNOW for sure that you can’t deepthroat your man until you actually try it? This is the tactic of many women who simply are afraid to try, or do not want to. They say, “I can’t,” but in reality, they don’t know if they can or not. So, I implore you to give it a go before you automatically throw in the towel. Read my other articles on deepthroating and oral sex and try some techniques on him. Who knows, you may actually be able to do it! Also, no man is going to complain about you practicing your blowjob skills on him.

It's Time For Deepthroating 101

GETTING CHEEKY
While this isn’t going to feel exactly like deepthroating, you can use this technique, especially once you have been blowing him for a while and he is highly aroused. To do this fake out you will turn your head so that his penis hits the side of your cheek. Suck in as you do this to make it feel tight with suction. You can use your hands around his shaft to make him feel completely swallowed as well.

ORAL SEX ENHANCERS
Luckily for us ladies, there are products out there specifically designed to help us give, well, better blow-jobs. There is an active numbing ingredient in these sprays and creams that you can use to help numb your throat while giving head, and improve your chances of really taking all him in while deepthroating his cock. Here's one of my favorites:

Recommended Product: Good-Head Deep Throat Spray


TONGUE TRICKS
The sensation that makes him feel like he is going deep occurs when he feels the resistance of the back of your throat. You can fake this sensation by placing your tongue on the top of your mouth and then stroking him into your throat where he will hit your tongue instead of your throat. Push him into your tongue and stroke him with your hands at the same time to make him feel completely swallowed.

GETTING HANDSY
Women have been faking the deepthroat with this method for, well, always. Get him hot and bothered and make sure you are really lubricating his shaft. Take your time sucking and licking and stroking him until he is nearly ready to explode. Then, wrap your hand around the base of his penis with your pinky laying against his pubic bone (where his pubic hair is) and then concentrate on the head of his penis, going deeper and deeper with each pass. Once you have gone about as far down as you can with your mouth, start to match your movements with your hand. Contrary to belief you do not move your hand UP, but also DOWN. So, your hand becomes and extension of your mouth and throat. As long as things are nice and slick with spit it will feel remarkably similar to deepthroating to him. Or so I have heard.

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