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How To Make Time For Masturbation

Posted by Mikayla to How-To Sex Tips Guides

Make time? Seriously? For me, masturbation is a daily (sometimes twice daily) activity. I tend to need the stress relieving factors it provides. I find that masturbating regularly keeps my body feeling good, my mind clear, and, of course, orgasms are great, so why wouldn’t I want as many as possible? However, I understand that for many people, women especially, masturbation is not always on the “to do” list, especially since we women tend to have to-do lists that are miles long! Men seem to be able to make time for masturbation a little more readily, like in the shower, but women need more time, more preparation, and sometimes a stress-free time and place to do it! So, when you NEED to masturbation (or even just want to) how do you make the time?


BEFORE BED
When we lay down to go to sleep, we rarely just hit the pillow and doze off. It takes an average of 18 minutes for most people to actually fall asleep. Many people read or watch TV in bed to “wind down” and turn off the brain. So, what if you skip the chapter or the nightly news (which is, frankly, depressing) and spend some quality time making yourself feel good! Most of the time the kids will be in bed, the house will be quiet, and you have “you” time so why not? If you have a partner ask him to help or do it before he / she climbs into bed. Self-pleasure is a very important part of life.

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THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE ORGASM
No one really WANTS to wake up early, right? Well, if you knew you would get a nice orgasm to start your day you wouldn’t mind so much. There was a time when I would set my alarm 15 minutes early so that I could have a nice morning orgasm before getting into the shower. This is especially handy if you are the one to wake up your children in the morning. No one will be busting into your room at 5:30 am! If you are a dude, well, you are most likely going to wake up with morning wood as it is, so why not take advantage (and let’s be honest, men probably are anyway). For us women though, there is a sense of a clear head, a fresh day, an awaiting shower. All of this makes an early morning masturbation session a wonderful way to get the day started with a smile.

WET AND WILD
When it comes to making time for things that we don’t prioritize on our list of a thousand to-dos, we need to improvise and multi-task. So, this means that we often need to double duty certain things. For example, we pretty much shower every, single day, right? Well, have you thought about skipping the leg shaving (hell, it is winter anyway) and masturbating instead? A shower is a very personal time, where the chance of someone barging in is minimal (usually, sometimes kids have no boundaries), it is relaxing with the warm water and the steam. It is a perfect time to get a little orgasm or two under your belt. Also, if you prefer, you can take a nice bath! If you are lucky enough to have a tub in which to take a bath, you can combine the goodnight ritual and the bath and head to bed jellified and relaxed! Oh yes, the shower is the perfect place for self-pleasure.

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LONG LUNCHES
While I would never, ever suggest that you blow off work to masturbate, I would most definitely suggest that if you have a lunch break or daily break and can manage to get home (or, even a private break room) for an hour, that you use this time to your FULL advantage. I remember when I was in law school and worked for a law firm. We had a private “nap” room that you could use if you felt like you needed to decompress. I know for a fact that I was not the only one getting my orgasm on in there! Some people are lucky enough to go home for lunch, and this is also a great time to masturbate. Trust me, the stress relief will greatly improve your afternoon productivity. Just remember, work comes first so do not risk getting into trouble.

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WHILE THE KIDS ARE AWAY
If you are lucky enough to be a stay-at-home parent, or if you work part time, you will likely have some alone time at the house. Now, while I know your to-do list is long and out of control, that you have 4 loads of laundry to fold, that the kitchen needs to be cleaned, and the floors vacuumed I would suggest to you that it is OK and even suggested to take just a little bit of time and RELAX, UNWIND and MASTURBATE! Go up to your room, get under your covers, use your favorite toy and make yourself cum! Then clean the sheets! The point is, we tend to make time for EVERYTHING other than ourselves, and masturbation is really an important and healthy part of our lives, and if it isn’t, make it one. Trust me, it makes a world of difference in how you feel!

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Comments

Date 11/21/2017
Jenna Yuin
It takes me a while to climax and I need to feel totally relaxed and alone to get into it
Date 11/25/2017
Carly
I typically masturbate at least once a day. I need the release! My morning shower is a good time for it but if not I look for a chance to sneak away later for some uninterrupted alone time.
Date 11/27/2017
Martha
I'm single and live alone so I pretty much always find the time unless I'm not in the mood! I love being able to reach over and grab my vibe and use it before bed without even thinking.
Date 4/10/2018
Kathy
I’m single and have my own home, so I have and take the opportunity to masterbate daily! On days that I work I masterbate 4 times a day and on days I am off there are several additional times! For the most part when I am home I like to relax and lounge in nothing but a long T-shirt and like to sleep naked !My daily routine begins by waking up early so I have time to arouse myself by using my bullet on my nipples , thighs and and then pussy before reaching to my nightstand for my rabbit vibrator for both clitoral stimulation and vaginal penetration after I climax and have an orgasm I am ready to get up shower and begin my day! When I get home from work The first thing I do is go to my bedroom get naked and again go thru with the same routine as in the morning! After I have an orgasm at this time I throw on a T-shirt and begin with my nightly household duties (dinner, dishes etc) since all I am wearing is my T-shirt and feel the need to masterbate while watching tv, I prop my feet on the coffee table take my bullet out of the drawer and begin to stimulate my clotoris and penetrate my vagina until I once again have an orgasm! When it’s time to go off to bed I once again so the same routine as in the morning! After this final orgasm I’m off to sleep for the night! On my days off I do my daily household chores wearing my T-shirt again and in between chores I I take the opportunity to masterbate as I feel is desired! I love the feeling of bot starting my day and ending my day masterbating !
Date 5/26/2018
Leah.
Going through a divorce and I get so horny. Only though of my ex is how I miss his wide 6-1/2 long by 2-1/2” diameter cock. Loved riding that, licking it and the taste of his oozing cum. He really knew how to fill out my tight pussy hitting every spot. I’ve gotten off now thinking about the squirting dildos I can use to pleasure myself. Just the thought of being able to sit at my kitchen table with that big cock inside me and a pair of sweats on while I rock on it getting wet sounds so fun. I read an article recently of a gall who was doing her dildo and moaned so much it got the attention of others in the house. So when someone wasn’t on There way to check on her she pushed it inside and pulled up her panties and jeans. Wore the inside all day. Sometimes having to push it up to keep it from being noticed. Said she got off so much that day. I went to work Monday in jeans and no panties. Just walking the seam of my of my jeans brushed my clit, keeping me arroused most of the day. Hope that big cock with squirrel ships fast and tastes good. I miss the oral stimulation of having a cock in my mouth and the taste of cum...so glad Doc. Johnson has a formula for spooge that’s supposed to taste like the real deal. Love that I can play with myself and not need some new guy to ride. F-buddies are so nasty. Love that I can have good clean “dirty” suck and f..k fun on my own. Masterbation times about to go to the next level. Who doesn’t like the thought of pussy pounding clit licking fun that only requires toys...no boys...Best part is I’m on my own 1ofv2 weeks as we share custody. So on the weeks I’m on my own is my time to orgasm as often as possible.
Date 12/23/2018
Rachel Tutt
It's easy you just gotta use your down time for it!! seriously!! people would rather sit around and read a book or watch netflix lol NO masturbate instead!
Date 2/19/2019
brendan
Right before bed I do it, it seems like the easiest time to do it and idk for the women but idk us guys get hella tired after we nut, so thats just the best. if u live alone duhh tho
Date 4/8/2019
mariah
first thing in the morning before work, helps take the stress of the upcoming day, off

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