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5 Ways to Quiet Your Vibrator

Posted by TooTimid Staff to Women's Issues
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What is one thing that can completely ruin your aroused mood?  A vibrator that sounds like a chainsaw and summons the neighbors to their windows!  Noisy vibrators are the worst, especially for a product designed to be so private in nature.  But you've got to work with what you've got in order to get what you want, and we are here to help!  Take back your secret sex and please yourself in peace and quiet!


1.  Shush Those Batteries

Your vibrator vibrates, and so do the batteries!  Stop those batteries from rattling around in your vibe with an easy solution.  Vibrators can be a little tricky when it comes to paper in the battery compartment.  In some vibes, the paper has to be removed before the vibe will turn on, while others have the paper there to hush the noise from the batteries.  If your battery box is barren, take a bit of cardboard, or thick paper (like cardstock), curl it into a cylinder and slip it into the battery compartment to settle shaky batteries.  Just make sure to snip the paper to the right size, so you aren’t blocking the connection needed to create your vibrations!

Sexy Woman 2.  Take A Dip

Water is an amazing tool for muffling vibrations!  Now, we’re not saying to grab your noisiest vibe and step into your echo chamber of a shower with your shower head barely dripping.  You’ll be creating more noise in the shower than in any other room in your house!  But a full bathtub?  That’s the perfect place to quiet your vibrator.  Slide yourself into a luxurious, hot bath and unwind with the steady, pulsing, or escalating vibrations of your favorite waterproof vibrating toy.  In the summer?  Make it a cold bath with a few ice cubes nearby to add some more stimulating sensations!

3.  Fluff The Bed

There’s a reason why the bed is “where the magic happens!”  Take a look at any celebrity bedroom and you’ll see that the mattress is raised to the ceiling with layer after layer of plush, fluffy comforters, and throw pillows that would make Martha Stewart jealous!  One of the best, and most practical mufflers in your house is your comforter or favorite pillow.  Heck, they even sell pillowcases with built in dildos!  Fluff your bed with a new comforter, and enjoy your strong vibrations between sweet, silencing sheets.

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4.  Feel The Rhythm

We mentioned listening to music during sex in our article about relaxing yourself for an orgasm but we’re putting it on repeat!  Turning up your favorite music can not only help you set the mood, it can also drown out the sounds of a loud vibrator!  Different music helps create a different ambiance so turn up your Pandora radio and create a new playlist for a sexy, sensual evening, or a fun, flirty afternoon adventure, and get to it!  Now your neighbors will hear the quiet crooning of your favorite artist instead of your buzzing vibes.  We can’t help you control the noises you make, though!

5.  Buy A Quiet Vibrator

When it comes down to it, sometimes you just need to buy a quieter vibrator!  With so many vibrator options available to you, there are literally hundreds you can choose from.  If you have a vibrator that’s noisy that you love, chances are there are 10 of the same kind that are whisper-quiet!  We’ve selected only a few of our quietest (shhh!) vibrators below!

My Private O Vibe


Exactly as the name describes, this little orgasm-generating vibrator is as petite as it is quiet!  Keep your private time private with the powerful vibrations and pointed teasing tip of this bullet.  Shh!  Nobody will ever know what's going on behind your closed doors!

Lucid Dream #14


Yes!  Yes!  Yes!  A g-spot vibe with good vibrations that doesn't blow the roof off the house with its buzzing!  This super-smooth purple jelly vibe is firm, but a little pliable, and feels amazing on the g-spot or clitoris!  Plus, it's waterproof, so if you're accustomed to quieting your noisy vibe in the tub, you can keep being a sexy bathing beauty!

Sorority Party Vibe


This pink vibe is just the right size for beginners, and has the stealthiest motor for those in need of quieter vibrations!  No more nosy neighbors with noisy vibrations, the hot pink sorority party vibe hums effortlessly as if it weren't even turned on!
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Comments

Date 9/3/2015
Courtney
3 kids and inlaws in the house... privacy is big for me espcially with my limited freetime
Date 4/21/2016
Linda T.
I think really loud buzzing is annoying and even when I know nobody can hear me, i feel like they can! It helps me relax to have quieter toys lol
Date 6/26/2016
Shirley
Big family in the house with almost paper thin walls lol...makes it even harder to muffle the vibrating noise. Sometimes the bullet egg rattles inside the plastic piece (not where the batteries are). That creates too loud of a noise.
Date 8/24/2016
Susan strodtz
Most vibrators nowadays are pretty quiet if yours is very loud something may be wrong with it or it is very cheaply made u can get a great vibrator for about 20 to 40 dollars 20 six inches or less 40 for regular size and leave that paper in with the battery u can just cut a corner out to get the metal connection don't take whole thing out and any vibe that takes batteries is waterproof but not water resistant u cannot put it under water u have to spend at least a 100 to get one that can be used in the bath I've worked in this industry for over three years and some of what this site stated was incorrect especially about the bathtub waterproof means if u get a water drop on it it will still work if u get it in with the battery it will short out the motor
Date 9/5/2016
Kristiana M.
i live with my grandparents and my grandpa has super hearing so
Date 2/26/2017
Yvonne B
I just bought a remote control vibrator to have a little fun with my man in public but it is way too loud.
Date 3/17/2017
Caitlin
my vibrator is a electric razor with thw top taken off. im mguyver . and if i need a muff shave i just snap the cap back on??
Date 6/30/2017
Lola
I only just got interested in sex and I want to try a vibrator for the first time without any risks. Can't let my family find out.
Date 10/9/2017
Putamuffleronit
Nothing more of a turn off ..that a loud ass buzzing ..vibrations so intense your batteries are hopping up and down. I bought one for 65.00 that's Alot.. but ..hubby broke of connector when putting batteries in it..Well I just jump start it will ..Ta Daaa... Aluminum Foil...hehe but I need a new one. The foil gets in to tiny pieces and all. ? volunteer to try any out and give my honest review.....but we all need a quiet one.. It's awkward enough doing it whY were doing let alone trying to hush a AK47 up...So if you have one that's super quiet..No Kilinity Klank.. Vrooonmmmmmmmm.. Hit me up and I will review.. I'm 52 years old and deserve some me time . 4 kids..6 grandkids and a real prick for a hubby...
Date 11/7/2017
Caroline
I just like to drown out the sound. My wand massager is loud but it is the best vibe I got! I usually just turn on a fan in the room and use it under a blanket to try and quiet things down. I usually have quite a bit of privacy, but background noise makes it more enjoyable for me

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