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Average Joe "Sheldon The Nerd " Vibrating Dildo

Average Joe "Sheldon The Nerd " Vibrating Dildo

 $33.95
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Part Number:TS1101306

With his generous girth and veined shaft, you'll forget this nerd isn't the real thing! Sheldon delivers multi-speed vibrations and 6 functions of pulsation that are anything but average!

  • Realistic tip, veined shaft, and balls
  • Soft TPR material feels great against your skin
  • Controller with multi-speed levels and 6 pulsation functions
  • Harness-compatible suction cup base adheres to any smooth flat surface
  • Waterproof
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    Sheldon "The Nerd" vibrating cock delivers multi-speed, pulsating vibrations that are anything but average. With realistic tip, veined shaft, and soft TPR against your skin, you'll forget it's not the real thing!

    Attached controller has a multi-speed dial and 6 pulsation functions for lots of exciting combinations for all types of play- alone or with a partner! For even more variety, harness-compatible suction cup base adheres to any smooth surface.

    Length including Suction Cup: 8"
    Length not including Suction Cup: 6.75"
    Material: TPE

    Length:

    6.75"

    Diameter:

    1.9"

    Insertable Length:

    5.25"

    Material:

    Elastomer

    Vibrator Strength:

    Normal to Strong

    Vibrator Noise Level:

    Quiet to Normal

    Batteries:

    2 AA
    4 Stars
    Not So Average
    This realistic toy is labeled as 'average', but certainly isn't!

    Joe takes 2 AA batteries, has a very nice, semi-realistic feel, and is shaped (length and girth wise), like quite a few average men...

    Joe also vibrates like a boss, is completely waterproof (no issues I noticed), and can keep going for as long as his batteries hold out - far from average!

    This adorable toy is compatible with a harness system, which I haven't been able to try out, and comes with a sturdy suction cup - which works great on any smooth surface, like the inside of my shower. :)

    4 out of 5 stars because cleaning faux-skin can be a little tricky, and I found the cord on the remote to be a little distracting.

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    Reviewed by: (Verified Buyer)  from Pennsylvania. on 11/12/2015
    4/5

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