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Spring Has SPRUNG and So Has HE:
Outdoor Lovin’ – the 10 Best Spots To Scare the Squirrels! - Continued

by Mikayla

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#5: GOTTA GO, GOTTA GO, GOTTA GO RIGHT NOW!
Ah yes, sex in a bathroom stall! One of my absolute favorites! Now, while technically this is NOT “outside” it is also NOT your bedroom either! Have you ever been to a movie theater and just gotten so horny that you feel you can not wait? Or, have you been out to dinner with your favorite someone and they whisper, “meet me outside the bathroom”? Well, I have had both experiences and let me tell you, they are wild and adventurous!

When having sex in bathrooms it is IMPERATIVE that you pick the right time and place. IF you are in a very busy, child laden movie theatre- this is NOT the time to be having bathroom sex. Discretion is your friend here – and you must remember to be private and not get caught! Restaurant bathrooms are often a better choice, especially if there is more than one bathroom, or if there is only one stall! You can easily lock yourselves in for a 5-minute romp without anyone being the wiser. Of course, when you come out there may be a line of people wondering why there is a man and a woman in the bathroom at the same time!

#4: FORNICATING BY THE FIRE
I will eagerly admit, I am not a “campy” sort of girl. I prefer my nice, clean, city life. However, if you MUST go camping (or if you like it) why not add some seduction to your camp life? My hubby and I went camping a few times before our son was born, and I will admit – while peeing in a coffee can was not my favorite part – having sex under the stars by the campfire was very, very romantic!

We zipped our sleeping bags together, got naked and had a ball rolling around outside by our fire. Now, keep in mind that mosquitoes do not care where they bite so spray yourselves LIBERALLY with bug spray – minding the privates. We didn’t do this and ended up with a million ass bites!

Despite the biting bugs and the howling creatures, I can honestly say those 2 nights were some of the best for us sexually! We did things that made the squirrels go runnin’ and howled ourselves into the moon as we orgasmed over and over! Give it a shot – your next camping trip can be more fun than you thought!

#3: FRIGHTEN THE FISH
Reminiscent of youth, skinny dipping can still be a heck of a lot of fun! Now of course, there are many opportunities to do so in pools – but it is actually more fun if you can do it in a lake. Why? Well, lakes are usually NOT clear, and they provide more protection from peeping eyes. However, on the downside, they also have nibbling fish!

Skinny dipping with your partner can be such a fun reminder of youth – and can really get hot and heavy when the water is high enough to cover yourself up! Just remember, that dirty water inside your cooch can give you a nasty infection. Try to avoid penetration while IN the water – but instead penetrate OUT of the water – like on a pier – and then slink back in. While the chances of you getting an infection are low, the possibility is there. So why not frighten some fish and get wiggly under water?

#2: BROCKBACK MOUNTAIN
Am I suggesting that you guys go get “familiar” with your male friends while camping on a mountain? NO! I am suggesting that hiking into the mountains can be the most ideal place to get it on! Of course, not everybody is going to be close to a mountain – but most areas have hiking opportunities that are very similar to being in the mountains. Also, if you are lucky enough to have mountains near you – take full advantage.

When my hubby and I went to Branson, Missouri they have walking tours of the mountains there. They are very beautiful and can be very private. If you are walking along the trail and find a flat rock, or an overpass that offers some privacy, why not take the route to outdoor loving? Rock absorbs heat and cold and can be a sensory thrill while you are getting it on. Also, oftentimes mountain areas are wooded and simply breathtaking! Taking advantage of natural places like hiking trails is really the way to go if you have some available to you!

#1 – FONDLING IN THE FOREST PRESERVE
In a national poll of the hottest places to have outdoor sex, forest preserves came back the number 1 choice! Why? Well, first they are easily accessible. Almost every community has some sort of forest preserve / walking trail available. Second, it is extremely easy to find a non-beaten path to travel that will most likely lead to a clearing just perfect for outdoor sex.

Most couples find security in forest preserves because they are cleaner, better maintained and oftentimes offer many areas for the secluded sex they are craving. Taking a nice bike ride or walk through the preserves, and stopping in a clearing to pleasure one another can be such a simple treat to indulge in. Of course, you do want to be wary of critters and bugs – especially snakes and spiders. The reason I bring this up here, is because one time my hubby and I were going at it doggy style in a forest clearing and I saw – from my lower position – a slithering snake coming right for us! Needless to say, we cut that day short and got the heck out of dodge! Mikayla does NOT do snakes!

Also remember if YOU know where the clearing is, others probably do also. Be sensitive to sounds and to others on the trail. However, part of the thrill of outdoor sex is the possibility of getting caught – and I for one love that thrill. I have walked in on other couples, and been walked in on also. None of us was tattling on the others so it was ALL GOOD!

GET GOING…
So there you go, the top 10 spots to make outdoor nookie! Now, I hope that this article has inspired you to take your lovin’ outside and to revamp your sex life. While sex in the house is fine and dandy, every couple needs a little wake-up call when it comes to sex. Changing the spots you choose to get romantic can be the single best way to reignite your sex life.

So, the next time you go to a movie or go out to your garage to see your fella – remember these suggestions and start getting down with sex outside. Gosh knows I love it – and I bet you will too!

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