Retro Series Double Feature
Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow....this is definitely your DADDY's porn - straight from the era of 'Behind the Green Door'! From a time when Ron Jeremy was THIN and not so pudgy / gross looking - this will take you back to a time when adult entertainment was called a PORNO! With all your favorite retro-sheik characteristics like: FULL and I mean F U L L bushes, blue eyeshadow, garters and stockings (you know, the TAN topped ones?), TITTY-FUCKING galore, money shots, small, natural breasts, blowjobs a plenty, real-time sex scenes (about 5 minutes of actual sex), BAD costumes (boas and lace are abounding), NO PLOT (but pornos aren't supposed to right?) and sex that is.....sex. There is also a noticeable difference in the male actors "penile size" in my opinion. They were all average or below (Ron Jeremy excluded), had WAY too much pubic hair hiding their crowing glory, and had NO stamina whatsoever! This goes to prove that this film was done BEFORE penis pumps and Viagra! I am also a girl who prefers the fake busted acresses of today! I like hot sex with great scenes (although the jungle sex scene in Oriental Jade is quite good - that girl has MAD skills!) I think what lost it for me in the second feature was the putting on of lipstick...on her LOWER lips! Uggghhhh! So, why get this film? Waxing sentimental baby! If you are a porno conossieur, you will want to add these retro classics to your collection. This was a time when sex was sex, and these actors were pioneers in the industry. Doing what seemed "dirty" then - but was just the beginning of what we have today! Of course, if you are into the "retro porn" thing - then this is IT for you! From a time when a hard-on was unmedically assisted and the girls really worked during the movie - this retro-romp will have you laughing, crying, and saying "ewwwww" - but it is still worth the watch![/color]
Reviewed by: Mikayla1 from Unknown.