Ah, it’s crystal-clear to me now! In order to experience the ultimate pleasure, I need the ultimate sex toys! I need toys that are made of superior materials, are brilliantly designed, and gorgeous looking! Plus, the ultimate adult novelty needs to give me unrelenting climaxes that deafen me with my own pleasured screams. I’m sure you can all relate to the kind of satisfaction I’m describing.
For those of you looking to achieve that level of ecstasy, my I present to you the masterpiece of masterpieces; the Pure Indulgence Anal Slider! This anal probe is made of glass, so it’s hard, silky-smooth, and a snap to clean. This luminous massager is hypoallergenic—so it’s safe for just about everyone. Got sensitive skin? Kiss your discomfort goodbye with this body-safe ass toy.
You can use this butt plug with ANY sexual lubricant (woohoo for glass!) for an extra sleek and slippery experience that will keep you coming back through the backdoor for more.
Glass is definitely a superior material, but what about its design? Is it brilliant enough to climb the ranks of ultimateness? It certainly is. This anal slider is perfectly curved to pleasure you in big ways! Fellas, have you ever experienced the awesome power of prostate stimulation? If you have yet to indulge, it’s time to make it a reality. The prostate (also known as the P-spot or the male G-spot) is a super sensitive gland that serves many purposes, but the main one is apparently to give you the most powerful orgasm of your life! Explore your body the way it was meant to be explored! Add this extreme anal pleaser to your next masturbation or sex session and prepare to be amazed.
This backdoor probe has a large, bulbous head that will fill you up and make you feel a mind-blowing surge of satisfaction! Smooth and round, the head will massage your anal walls almost effortlessly and give you the most electrifying thrills! If you feel like working your way up to the Holy Grail of heads, you can start with the small bulb at the other end! It’s all glass, so there is no reason to leave any part of this ass plug untouched.
I don’t even think I have to explain how absolutely beautiful this anal sex toy is, but I will! When my boyfriend presented me with a gleaming diamond ring as a wearable symbol of his undying love, I was overwhelmed by the way it glittered in the sunlight. That gorgeous twinkle shines from my finger each and every day. Were I to present this anal slider to him in the same manner, he would be overwhelmed by that same gorgeous twinkle! This is the kind of anal probe you WANT to show off to the whole world as a symbol of your exquisite taste and appreciation for the finer pleasures of life.
This definitely gets my seal of approval!