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John Holmes Realistic Dildo
The John Holmes Realistic Cock!

John Holmes Realistic Dildo

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Part Number:DJ0275

Experience one of the biggest dildos we have to offer and experience porn star power in your own bedroom! The adventurous will enjoy the realistic look, generous length, veined textured details and the lifelike feel that the UR3 material offers.

  • Realistic replica of John Holmes' penis
  • Lifelike hand-painted veining and ball details
  • LARGE 12" length and 2.5" girth
  • Strong suction cup base for hands-free use
  • Made from ultra-realistic UR3 material
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    Original (Rubber)
    UR3 Ultra Realistic
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    Experience the Legend!

    This item is Non-Returnable. Please make sure you understand the size before purchase.

    Precisely molded from a cast made of the legendary John Holmes, see for yourself why Holmes was literally the biggest adult star of all times.
    Your choice of Original Rubber or UR3 Ultra-Realistic Skin.

    Experience one of the biggest dildos we have to offer and experience porn star power in your own bedroom! The truly adventurous will enjoy the realistic look, generous length, veined textured details and the lifelike feel. The extra large length and girth fill your holes for the most incredible orgasms you've ever had! With a removable Vac-U-Lock suction-cup base included, this massive dildo is compatible with most O-ring or Vac-U-Lock harnesses, or you can stick the suction cup to any smooth flat surface for the most realistic, hands-free ride!





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    5 Stars
    Had to use smaller ones to work my wife up to this size, but holy crap did she get off.... In fact she got off so hard she passed out. And now when I break this bad boy out she gets the shivers. Recommend this for a full intense orgasim, get the UR3 option, only way to go.
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    Reviewed by:  from Killeen Texas . on 5/15/2012
    5 Stars
    Rode It, Enjoyed It, Love It!
    I had to check this product out for myself. Since I am a woman who loves girth, and curiosity was driving me crazy. I needed to find out for myself what John Holmes was all about. Also, since it is stated to make sure you understand the size of this, since there is no return it sent my imagination overboard.

    I received my order, and rushed upstairs to show my hubby that it had arrived. I ordered the Ultra realistic one, this product is a lot like cyberskin but it is actually what they call ultra 3. I opened the box to find that this product was approximately 2.5" in girth and about 12" long. WOW!!!! Inside the box came a little history on John Holmes and a silk cover, along with two bottles of cornstarch powder to keep this in mint condition.

    Here is a little bit of the basics; Yes this dildo is large, so it is defiantly not for the beginners, or the faint hearted. Since mine is the ultra realistic one, not only does it look like a real penis, feel like a real penis, but it has all the veins of an erect penis. This product has a suction cup at the bottom. Since I only have one other toy with a suction cup besides this one. I had to try it out, especially since this toy is a little heavy. Let me tell you the suction cup holds extremely well, I stuck it to the bottom of the tub, my mirror on my headboard, and the floor, it held up well when I was trying to release it. The toy itself has a unique curve to it. Since this toy is a lot like cyberskin, make sure you care for it the same way. This product is not hard to care for with a little antibacterial soap, warm water and then allow it to dry out completely, once dry apply the cornstarch powder that comes with it and pull the silk cover over it. The cover has a draw string so no need to worry about it getting dirt or anything else in it. I then put mine back into the box.

    Time to test it out!!! My husband decided to help me out with this. We started with a lot of foreplay, making sure I was good and hot. I grabbed my little bullet for extra stimulation. My husband then held it for me so I could back up into it. The key to this toy is LOTS and LOTS of lube and a lot of foreplay. I was on my hands and knees while my husband held it, once lubed I slowly began to insert it into my already wet pussy. OH MY, I could feel the feeling of full, and I mean full. I didn't have any problems with insertion since I used plenty of lube and went extremely slow, which aloud the inside of my pussy to adjust to the girth of this toy. I came so hard once I starting riding this toy, and with the bullet stimulating my clit it was absolutely wonderful. I have used this toy alone also, I attached it to the bottom of my tub, lubed it up and squatted over it and let me tell you if you like girth to your toys this product to me was beyond anything I could explain. I highly enjoyed it and would recommend it to the more advanced players.

    I rode it, enjoyed it, and still love playing with it.
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    Reviewed by:  from Mesa, AZ. on 11/25/2015
    5 Stars
    addictive to huge anal
    I'm a straight guy that loves and addicted to huge anal I ordered it when I took it out of the box I said noway but I started thinking I'm all cleaned out and we'll lube up let's try it whiting 5 minutes I almost had barred to the nuts I could not belive it it's so smooth I used for hours thanks
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    Reviewed by:  from nd. on 2/26/2017
    5 Stars
    Anal Balls Deep Is so EROTIC
    Just bought the legend's cock. Like it says in the promo vid it's great for anal satisfaction. I wa looking for a little more penetration than I was getting with my 8.9" deep dong & John Holmes replica cock gives me that pleasure. I'm very experienced @ tog play so when I got back to my room I was easily able to swallow him & experience the pleasure of his balls rubbing my taint. Guys if you're laughing @ a open minded dude that understands how erotic & nipple tingling sitting on a huge cock shaped dildo, surrendering to my uncontrollable urge to lube my hole & play. I say give it a try with a smaller toy.... I consider lustful dildo playing a date night for one & buying John Holmes to satisfy my dildoslut was a definite awesome night / early morning bouncing session.
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    Reviewed by:  from Glaskow, KY. on 7/3/2016

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