My Sex was ON FIRE
So, last night my hb and I were trying to get down and dirty when imagine my shock and horror when we opened the drawer to find NO lube. Me, Mikayla, with NO lube. Seriously shocked we rumaged through all our stashes - as we were in MID-MOMENT - and could NOT find any lube. None. Nada. NO LUBE ANYWHERE. Finally, under the bed, next to our goodie box rolled out the Hot Pink bottle like a beacon of hope. Nope, more like a practial joke - but you'll see why soon. I figured, well, I like warming or cooling lubes (any extra sensation is usually OK with me) so I quickly read the label. Hypoallergenic, water-based, glycerin-free, warming lube. Sounded perfect to me. I opened the bottle and threw it over to my hb, who in the dark squirted WAYYYY too much on his penis. We commenced with 'the deed' and in just a few seconds I felt a very pleasant warming sensation inside me. Then a little warmer. Then a little warmer. Then HOT. I mean H*O*T. My pussy was burning like a whore without antibiotics! OK, maybe I am being a little dramatic, but it was way too warm. My hubby started to complain similarly that his 'pecker was burning!' We tried to finish - we really did - but ended up just nixing the sex, washing off our privates and going another route for the evening. After we were back to a calming state of coolness, I asked my HB exactly how much lube he used? He admitted that he used probably way too much as it came out of the bottle quickly. He looked at me and said, 'Honey, that gave new meaning to the phrase having a 'hot hole!' After laughing about it for a few minutes, I said, 'well, I guess my Sex was REALLY on fire!' and we laughed some more. So, I am not sure if it was the sheer volume of this lube that caused this reaction, or if it was just too hot for me to handle, but word to the wise: sample first, use a small amount and THEN add more if needed. I am sure this would be wonderful for use, if you don't over squirt!
Reviewed by: Mikayla from Chicago, IL.