How to make a woman a dildo lover
My wife and I tried Clone-a-Willy this past weekend. The long and short (sorry, no pun intended) of the experience was that while we came out with a serious life-like replica of my penis, it was not as long as it might have been since I started to deflate. Instead of the 5.75" that she should have gotten, she's got a 4" replica (Yes, there now is a 4" dildo). One might say that the result would be enough to discourage any such adventure ever again, but my wife (who has very little attachment to toys and has never before, nor shown any desire to own a dildo) is quite excited with her new toy! She is so excited, that even though she was far too tired to fool around, that when we removed it from the mold that she had to play with it for a bit. In fact, she suggested that we try again, but this time with Viagra to make sure that it is the proper size and girth.
Here are some suggestions when using this kit:
1. No, you will not be able to remain hard on your own; you will need help, and more than a cock ring (I used the smallest of the Magnum Force Erection Ring Set). I'm unsure about using Viagra; while there are definite perks to having a long erection, I'm not sure I really want to face hospital staff if for some reason it goes on too long. In short (no I'm not planning these, it's just happening), watching your wife stir what looks like cake batter that will be poured into a tube for you to plunge your penis in is about as sexually exciting as it sounds. And no, it doesn't feel exciting either.
2. Unless you are determined to make as realistic a copy as possible with its own pubic hair, shave.
3. This is messy. My wife handed me the tube filled with the mold, and I realized that I was about to nuke the kitchen. I took it, ran to the bathroom, jumped into the tub and stuck myself in. Good thing too! SPLATT!! Cleaned up easy though.
So despite that it was actually messier than sex, and the result was not what I would've hoped to have had, the smile on my wife's face that she now had "me" for whenever she wanted me (or if she needed two of me!) is enough to motivate us both to try again.
I understand that there's a chocolate version. She wants to get that so that she can make an ice cream pop version to eat!
Reviewed by: ConservativeOutsideTheBedroom from New Jersey.