I don't even know where to start with this vibe!
First off, there is a plastic liner in the battery compartment that says "NOISE PROOF LINER DO NOT REMOVE, SLIDE 2 AA BATTERIES INTO THIS TUBE" IDK if the other reviewer removed their liner or what, but when I turned the Ceres Lace on, it was virtually SILENT!
Next thing is the texture. There is a crisscross diamond "lace" pattern joined with raised bumps that feel so incredible when you slide them over your skin. The velvety soft silicone seriously feels like warm silk when you touch it. I also found that is needs to be thoroughly cleaned around the "lace", but if you get the toy cleaning wipes its not an issue, and the whole thing is waterproof, so you can always just dip it in warm water/soap and give it a little scrub.
Okay the last (and most important) thing is the SEVEN vibration patterns. I always hate when a toy says it has ten functions and five of them are slightly increasing steady vibes. This has one steady vibe and six pulsating options! And the pulsating options are really varied, and feel great!
Overall this is a really fantastic toy, and I would buy it again at full price even though its on sale! Easily gets 5/5 stars for quality, cuteness, and vibrations!