8 Household Items to Use as Sex Toys if Your Vibrator Isn’t Nearby

When the mood hits, you won't always have a vibrator handy, and you may not have a quick way to get your hands on one. Even though we recommend traveling with a discreet vibrator, sometimes you've just got to improvise! What better place to look for inventive sex toys than your own house?

For many years people have been looking at household objects and fantasizing about what they could be used for. Tons of items in your home can double as DIY sex toys when you need them most! They are in the kitchen, the bathroom, and maybe already in your bedroom. Using your imagination has never been this erotic!

As long as you are really smart about it, many items in your home can give you the pleasure you're looking for. It's time to go on an erotic scavenger hunt and discover what DIY sex toys you have already got!

But First, 3 Things to Remember:


Wash everything! Thoroughly wash your DIY toys and your body before AND after playing. Scrub yourself with your favorite mild soaps, and invest in a body safe toy cleaner (like the one below) and use it to clean all of your homemade wonders!

TooTimid sex toy cleaner

Use your judgement to not penetrate or rub yourself with anything sharp, anything breakable like glass (unless its an actual glass sex toy), or anything that may splinter like wood. The last thing you want while you're pleasuring yourself is to feel any type of pain or discomfort.


When you can (and you always can), keep a layer between you and your household sex toy for extra protection! Keep those undies on and feel new sensations through the fabric. Or you can put a sock over the product you’re using, however you do it, just make sure you’re protected to avoid getting any germs in your lady bits.

8 DIY Sex Toys You Might Have at Home


With a vibrating shaft and tickling bristles, this DIY sex toy is almost a no-brainer. But please, use your brain! We understand how the rippling of powerful vibrations targeted to your most sensual spots can elicit naughty feelings about oral hygiene. But, those bristles can be very firm (and downright sharp) so be very careful where you use that tip. Place a light layer of clothing between you and the bristles (like silky undies, or a soft, light sheet), or buzz the shaft around your bits for an exciting experience!


You've used your body massager to help get your latest knot out and wondered what else this vibrating beauty could do for you... well, you're in luck! These long-handled, powerful massagers with smooth, rounded heads aren't just for your shoulders and back! Slide a wand massager between your thighs and you'll see exactly how pleasurable the experience can be.

Wand massagers, both corded and rechargeable, provide some of the strongest on the market and their flexible heads are perfect for kneading out tense muscles or when you're needing a powerful orgasmic release! We actually make some wand massagers that are created specifically for sexual pleasure, so if that interests you be sure to check them out.

Our #1 Selling Massage Wand:

Light pink body massager

No hands needed for this deliciously simple and readily available orgasm orchestrator! Turn your faucet on a slow stream and position yourself for pleasure in the empty tub. Lay on your back, and scoot your butt forward - this will probably make you think of your unsexy gynecologist, but just keep scooting. Spread your legs wide and place the top of your clitoris (on your clitoral hood or above) in line with the stream of water.

Trust us, you'll know exactly why so many women claim it takes them longer to get ready once that water grazes your clit! The inconsistent patterns of stimulation, and path the water takes will create an orgasm similar to oral pleasure. Just remember that excess water in the vagina can equal UTIs, so be sure to squeeze those kegels and pee after you orgasm to flush out any extra water!


One of the first thing people turn to in lieu of an actual penis or a store bought sex toy is a handle of sorts. The one that most people have handy to get handsy with? The hairbrush handle. We won't be looking at these sturdy, cylindrical, hard plastic shafts the same again. You can even find brushes that have deliciously textured, rubber-coated grips that feel amazing when massaging your inner vaginal walls or (if you're careful) your anal opening.

Feeling kinky? The pad of a flat hairbrush makes an excellent tool for firm spankings! For the daring dames who love a little pain with their pleasure, flip the brush over to the bristle side and enjoy some BDSM bliss with each spank of the brush!


Humping food was made famous by the raunchy, cult classic movie American Pie, but how about the ladies? Phallic fruits and vegetables run rampant around our groceries produce sections, and when women want the lovin', they can start lookin' at those veggies in a different light. If that's you, then go for it! Nobody has to know that the cucumber in your basket is going to be in a different location when you get home, so stock up!

Anything that isn't sharp is fair game. For a smooth surface a green, unripe banana is fitting. For a little texture and some extra girth, try a cucumber. Of course, you never know what chemicals helped these little penis-inspired fruits and vegetables grow large enough to penetrate you, so you MUST use a condom to protect yourself!


The couch (or pillows in general) are an amazing option for grinding your lady bits up against to experience pleasure. You can position yourself to straddle the arms of a couch or grab a pillow and position it under yourself so you can slowly hump and grind your way to an orgasm. The couch is also a good option for a man looking for a DIY sex toy, because friction between couch cushions can make a good canal for stimulation so he can basically “ride” the couch like a person. Ahhhh, being a couch potato can be fun!


This one might seem a little random, but I promise this feels surprisingly amazing and it’s pretty simple to use. Just grab a spoon from your kitchen drawer and use the rounded bottom of the spoon to slowly start teasing your clit in circular motions. The cool feeling of the spoon will feel tantalizing and the smoothness will feel amazing as you lightly continue making circles over your clit. Just be sure to really do a good job washing the spoon if you’re gonna be putting it back into the utensil drawer.


This last one will probably seem obvious once you read this but this product definitely gets overlooked as doubling for a sex toy….your phone! There are actually vibration apps created specifically for this that you can download. You can cycle through various vibration speeds to find one that feels best for you. The only tip I want to make sure I include here is that you want to make sure you’re either using your phone over your panties or you put your phone in a sock. This is because our phones tend to carry a lot of bacteria and you don’t want that bacteria getting to your lady bits (and you also don’t want to get your phone too wet!). 

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