10 Things You Do That Make HIM Horny

Contrary to what you may believe, men do not get horny at the drop of a hat. They actually do respond to a variety of different stimuli, and some things that you do really get his engines running and it may be a lot easier than you think. Men are not as caveman-like as many women believe, so it is important to know those little things you do that make him want to carry you to the bedroom. 

1. COMPLIMENT HIM

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Men actually really crave compliments too. Let him know you find him handsome, that you love his ass, or that his eyes make you melt! Don't assume he doesn't need compliments, he definitely does and when you compliment him, they make him really horny too.

2. COOK / BAKE FOR HIM

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That old adage: "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach" is actually pretty accurate. It is not just the "good little wife" notion, but it is more that you care to make him special treats and are taking care of one of his base needs. Yup. Make some brownies right now!

3. BRUSH UP AGAINST HIM

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A man is very attuned to your body and when it is close to him he automatically gets a little heightened. If you subtly brush up against him, touch his back as you walk past, let your hand linger on his back, or just find an excuse to touch him. Trust me ladies, he will be ready to grab you.

4. SEE AN ACTION FILM

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I know, I know you don't like action thrillers. Maybe you have no idea who Iron Man is, and the Avengers are a foreign concept. Your man, however, may love all of those characters. Go with him to the movie. Better yet, buy the tickets ahead of time and surprise him. Yep. He'll dig it.

5. GIVE HIM A MASSAGE / FOOTRUB

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Do you like massages? Guess what, so does he! He loves knowing that you want to relax him. So, give him a really quality foot rub while watching TV, or offer to rub his shoulders and back while he sits on the couch. He will be relaxed AND horny.

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6. POKER FACE

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If your guy loves to have a "guy's night", whether it is playing poker or watching the game, give him a special guys night by making snacks, buying his favorite beer, and then, LEAVE HIM ALONE! Men need their guy time too and when you are supportive of this, they see you as the best girlfriend ever and that makes them horny!

7. GET INVOLVED IN THEIR FAVORITE SPORT

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OK, do you hate football or basketball? Do you avoid the TV room during sports season? I get your drift, but you know what? If you sit and watch with him, let him explain the game or even route his team on, he will be all over you during half time!

8. KISS HIS NECK or EAR

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Walk up behind your man and give him a little kiss on the back of his neck, let your hands run over his shoulders while you do it. A little nibble on the ear can make him wild with passion. If you do not do these things often, do them now! Wanna take it up a notch? Whisper, "I love you" in his ear. GROWL.

9. SPEND TIME WITH HIM

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If you are a Mom then you likely have a lot of activities you need to do in a day. Dishes, cooking, laundry, and maybe even work of your own. Women tend to be over achievers and do way too much, never taking time to just sit. Let the laundry wait a day, do the dishes later. Take an hour and cuddle with your man. Spend time talking or watching something on TV. Just spend time with him. So simple it's stupid.

10. SWEATPANTS, HAIR TIED, CHILLING WITH NO MAKEUP ON

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This one probably flies in the face of all the things we have learned as women, believing we need to be all dolled up all the time. When you get natural, take off the make-up, put on your comfy PJs, and put your hair up in a messy ponytail. This will make him horny for the simplest of reasons: comfort. Yep. Give it a shot.

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