12 Embarrassingly Hilarious Things That Happen During Sex

There is a saying that I love – “If you are not laughing during sex then you are doing it wrong!” Usually this laughing means that we are having fun and enjoying our partner. The laughing is not as much a “make of fun” laugh but more of one connoting general enjoyment. However, there are those times when things happen during sex that we just can’t help but LAUGH-LAUGH at them! Yes, it is true. Hilariously embarrassing things happen during sex all the time.

1. “Oh no you didn’t!”

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While we would all agree that farting during sex is something that you try to avoid at all costs the fact is, sometimes it just happens. We contort our bodies during sex, and put pressure on our bellies all the time, and this can lead to the unintentional and often embarrassing passing of gas! My personal experience with this was when I was giving my man a blowjob. My ass was up toward his face as I was kneeling on the bed next to him. He took that opportunity to stick his finger up my butt – usually a very hot experience. When he did I farted. Not a discreet little one either. A loud, made me stop the action and look back at him fart. All he did was start laughing and said, “That was so hot – literally!” This made me laugh too. It was actually a very intimate moment, albeit not one I want to repeat.

2. “Uh, what was that sound?”

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Ladies and gentlemen “queefing” is not a myth, it is a reality. A reality that can be fairly embarrassing and, well, funny when it happens. Queefing happens when air gets pushed up into the vagina during sex. It can be from a contorted angle or just from the action of intercourse. Well, air that goes up must come out and sometimes it will come out in a puff of air that may or may not be audible! When you can hear it, it is called a queef. This is not a fart, as it comes from the vagina, but in many situations the couple may think it is. This is embarrassing for a first timer and probably pretty funny for the experienced players.

3. “Did you just pee on me?”

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To pee or not to pee, that is the question. Sometimes it is not even a question but it just happens. While our bodies do not USUALLY let us pee while we are having sex, urine leakage happens all the time. Especially in the shower! Imagine you are in the shower with your guy, he turns around to kiss you. Suddenly, you feel a stream of water that is cooler than the rest. You look down and yes, he is peeing on you! It happens. Get a chuckle out of it! Pee happens.

4. Shit Happens

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You may not think this is funny if you are IN the moment, but come on, it really is kinda funny! Many couples engage in a variety of anal action during sex. Be it some anal rimming, a little finger-up-the-butt-action, or full-on anal sex – where there is anal play there is most likely – POOP. Sometimes just a little, sometimes a whole lot, but if you are not ready to laugh when poop gets on your penis or fingers then you are not ready for anal! Also, please do not be embarrassed! It happens to all of us! Just clean it up and move on.

5. Problematic Positions

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If you are like many couples you want to put some variety in your sex life via differing positions. Perhaps some of these positions require Olympic acrobatic skill, but you still want to try them anyway. The problem is, while it is always fun to try new things, sometimes we over-estimate our ability to achieve them. For example, any position where the man is to hold his woman up – completely – should be attempted with caution. You may think she looks light as a feather, but maybe the reality is she isn’t. If you drop her on her butt there may be a shocked look, probably some laughter, and the resolve to just “do it on the bed!”

6. “Um, why is the bed wet?”

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Ah, the wet spot. Established couples fight over the wet spot all the time – namely, who will sleep in it. It can be small and barely noticeable or LARGE and takes up half the bed. OK, well maybe not half the bed. The wet spot is formed by a variety of things. Spit, cum, ejaculate, sweat – all mixed together to form the physical representation of your lovemaking. Rolling over into the wet spot can cause a knee-jerk reaction of “ewww, what is that?” Totally funny. Totally hot at the same time. Wet spots happen – deal with it!

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7. The Anal Walk of Shame

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If you are a lover of anal sex (as I am) you know that a lot of lube is important during anal. You also know that anal sex can create a sort of impaction of the matter (poop) which is up in your anal canal. So, after anal sex, when you now need to get up to go to the bathroom and clean up something really funny, and gross, can happen. All that lube makes a slippery slide for all the impacted matter and sometimes it doesn’t wait until you have reached the bathroom! Sometimes it starts to ooze out of you as you are walking and you can feel the warm slickness running down your legs. Or worse, you can feel a rather large “plop” come out and not where you want it to! Yep. Has happened to me to the total hilarity of my partner and the total embarrassment to myself.

8. Momma’s Gonna Knock You Out!

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Sex can be a fairly aggressive activity. Bodies being tossed around, thrusting motions and gyrating hips moving our bodies all over the place. What happens when you get a little too enthusiastic and thrust your partner into the headboard, wall, or throw them right off the bed? Yep, this happens all the time during sex. In the moment we are, well, in the moment, and may not be paying attention to things like the edge of the bed or how close we are to the headboard. Can make for some pretty interesting sex bruises!

9. “Say my name! Wait, that isn’t my name!”

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We all like to know that while we are in the entanglements of sex that our lover is there only with us, thinking only of us and not anyone else, right? Well, truthfully many people DO think of other people during sex and it is not intentional most of the time. The problem is when we start yelling out someone’s name in passion we can sometimes say the wrong name! Uh oh, who is in BIG trouble now? The thing is, this is natural. It is like calling your kids by the names of their siblings. This doesn’t mean anything is wrong in your relationship – or with you – so the best thing to do is make a joke out of it and carry on.

10. Can’t Get It Up

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I am pretty sure that no man ANYWHERE will admit that those times when he can’t get an erection are at all funny. Of course no man wants this to happen, especially when he really wants sex! That is the thing about an erection, it has a mind of its own and sometimes he is just not going to get hard. While this is obviously more embarrassing than funny, you have to find the humor in it. If you have a woman who can laugh it off and move on to other activities (such as saying, “your tongue is always hard!”) then the stigma is gone and you can proceed. It is a fact of life guys, limp penis syndrome affects all of you at some point so just try to make the best of it.

11. The Red River Cometh

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It is a fact of life – women have periods. Not only do women get their periods but sometimes they get them when they are not expecting them. Or, they think it is over and there is one final BURST of red joy to end the week. It is almost statistically impossible for a woman who gets her period to NOT have at least one instance where the big P comes during sex. Hopefully when it does happen the partner you are with doesn’t go running for the shower but just continues on until the end. Period sex can be very gratifying, albeit slightly messy at times, so why not laugh it off and keep on getting it on?

12. Guest Appearance

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If you have never had anyone walk in on you during sex then you are clearly in the minority! It is almost like the law of averages, in your lifetime of all the times you are having sex someone WILL walk in on you. If you have children this becomes even MORE likely because Mommy and Daddy behind a closed door just begs for their immediate attention at the most inopportune moments. So whether it be your parents (ouch!), your roommates, friends, or your children what do you do when you are mid-sex and someone walks in? First, COVER UP. Then, ask the intruder to please close the door or leave the room. Finally, LAUGH! Come on now! It is funny when you are caught red handed. Just make sure to explain things to the kiddos if necessary.

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