6 Hilarious & Embarrassing Threesome Mishaps

Ah, the threesome – having sex with 2 people at once. Sounds amazing, right? Well, it most certainly can be but where there are 3 people trying to all have sex together there is likely to be some, well, awkwardness. This can lead to some definite humorous situations as well as some embarrassing ones.

1. UM, I’M FINISHED, NOW WHAT?

Via yourreactiongifs.tumblr.com

Threesomes are a very sexually charged experience and will, most likely, cause some EXTRA excitement, especially for a man. Imagine the picture: you, a man, are with two sexy women, naked, and get to play with both of them. 2 sets of breasts, 2 mouths, 2 vaginas – and you get to be THERE with them! So, it is not uncommon for men who are having threesomes, especially first timers, to finish quickly – more quickly than they would like – and then have nothing else to do while the women continue on. Now come on, you can see the humor AND the embarrassment there, right?

Or, what if your threesome is with you, your girl and another man and you finish way before him? What do you do? Once, during a M-M-F threesome my boyfriend finished quickly – very quickly – and we just continued on without him while he watched television right next to us. This would have been funny enough but then the man who was currently doing me doggy style said to him, “Oh, cool, that is an awesome Star Trek episode, a definite classic!” I had to laugh.

2. THE PENILE PROTESTOR

Via yourreactiongifs.tumblr.com

While you may not think ANYTHING could be worse than the first example, finishing a bit too fast, there is one thing that is way, way worse – not being able to get erect at all! How embarrassing! You have finally talked your girlfriend into a threesome, you are all ready to go. You are super excited, but wait, what is wrong with your penis? Why are you not getting hard? You start to panic, having a little internal dialogue with your penis: “DUDE, come on now, you know you want this? Look at those hot girls! Don’t fail me now little fella!” Despite all of your mental enthusiasm your mental state is just not allowing your penis to cooperate. In short, you have performance anxiety! The best thing to do is sit back and enjoy the show and hope he will cooperate sooner rather than later. Come on, you have to find the irony AND the humor in this situation, right?

3. LACKLUSTER LESBIAN

Via yourreactiongifs.tumblr.com

If you are a woman who has thought about having a threesome, but have never had sex with another woman then the question becomes: when push comes to shove can you REALLY do the deed? There is a big difference between thinking about going down on another woman and actually doing it. So, what happens when you are in the moment and you realize that you just can’t do it? Sort of puts a damper on the action doesn’t it? This actually happens all the time at which point you have to decide on whether to continue or not. You have to laugh at it right?

Check Out Our Guide To Threesomes For Beginners- Click Here!

4. IMPERFECT PUZZLE

Via yourreactiongifs.tumblr.com

The thing about a threesome is that you all have to find a way to fit together like a complex people puzzle. While the threesomes you seem in porn may look easy, the reality is that it is a bit more complex than you think. The flow of a threesome is not natural as the tendency is to think about what you are doing before you actually take action. This causes a sort of stunted action that can be a little awkward for all of you. Sometimes you find yourself being without something to do or literally kicked out of the mix by the two who are currently engaged in some action! One time when engaging in a female-male-female threesome the man in our mix got pushed right off the bed while we were writing around in a 69. From our erotic haze we heard a loud “thump” and then “Oooommmf….fuck” and realized he had fallen off the bed! Sure, porn stars make it look easy, but it really isn’t!

5. THE PISSING CONTEST

Via yourreactiongifs.tumblr.com

While not as popular, the male-male-female threesome can bring up some interesting dilemmas. Firstly, when two men get naked in the same space as one another there tends to be a comparison of male parts – and if one is more penile-gifted than the other it can get a bit awkward! Imagine getting into bed with your girl and the other man and realizing that he is WAY larger than you? Ooooops. This can lead to some embarrassment for sure as well as other issues. Remember fellas, it is not the size of the drill bit but how well it works.

6. “WHOSE HAND IS THAT?”

Via yourreactiongifs.tumblr.com

It stands to reason if you have extra people in the sex mix that the parts can sometimes get a bit confusing. What if you are a man and your third person is another man? I had a friend who consented to another man joining him and his girlfriend in a threesome. During the action he felt a distinctly MALE hand cradling his balls and then a large finger entering his butt! He had assumed, inaccurately, that the extra man was only interested in sex with his girlfriend, when in reality he was bisexual! When he protested in surprise and the action all stopped the other man said, “Oh, you aren’t into men too, my bad!” Yeah, his bad. They all had a good laugh about it and the threesome continued with a bit of hesitance.

Have You Had A Threesome? Share With Us!

Previous article How He Can Increase His Size And Stamina

Leave a comment

* Required fields