Our Expert Tips For Hot Kitchen Sex

Woman and man's legs entangled on the floor of the kitchen

Absolutely no one with a good sex life has ever said, “sex is ONLY for the bedroom!” Nope. Those of us (and I count myself in this group) who have a great sex life know that sex is not a bedroom only activity, but can also be enjoyed in many other places in and outside of your home.

One place that has a world of opportunities is your kitchen! Yes, I said it – the kitchen. This article is one way to seduce your partner into cleaning the kitchen. Wanna know how you can kink up the kitchen? Read on!

Eating Your Dessert

One thing that most kitchens have either in them or directly adjacent to them are kitchen tables! You have to have somewhere to eat the food you make, right? Well, there are other things to be eating on that kitchen table. Kitchen tables are fantastic for oral sex on either partner. Think about how comfy you both will be!

One of you can lie down on the table and the other can either sit down at the table or stand above and give you an after dinner treat sure to please. This is also a great surprise position if you are feeling frisky, just slide on up and present your “special areas” to your honey. Your partner will love the spontaneity of it and you'll never look at the dinner table the same way!

Please Cum To The Table

Kitchen tables are also the absolute perfect height for penetration! One partner lays down on the table on their back with their butt to the edge of the table, so their partner can penetrate while standing up and holding their legs. Don't be afraid to grab some pillows from the living room to help make this position more comfy. It is a great position for visuals - one partner gets to see the other sprawled out over their kitchen table. It's super erotic and it's also great for hands-on activity for either partner, you can have your hands all over each other.

If you prefer, one of you can bend over the table, holding on to the edges, and the other can enter from behind! This position can be altered for oral positions if you are daring enough to get up on your hands and knees. Imagine the view! You get the drift, now don’t you want to cum to the table?

Kinky Counters

Counter tops or kitchen islands offer similar positional opportunities as well. I personally find that if my partner sits on the counter I can deliver some wonderful oral attention there without straining my back! Also, since I am in the kitchen, I can easily grab some ice cubes from the freezer to add to the fun (P.S. If you haven't tried this before - you should!). Similarly, kitchen islands are usually bigger and can be used for oral sex as they are a bit higher than a kitchen table. Just imagine the things in the refrigerator that can add to the experience! Try lathering your partner in whipped cream or chocolate syrup and licking it all off. Who knew getting a midnight snack could be so satisfying?

Be Humble...Sit Down!

Kitchen tables often come with, well, chairs! Chairs offer great opportunities for sexy positions. Put on some sexy slow jams and start with a special lap dance. Straddle your partner face-to-face and grind on them while they hold you close. You can even use the back of the chair for added support. Turn around and sit on your partner's lap as if they were the chair. Lean forward and hold onto the table while you ride your lover or lean back against them while they reach around and play with your naughty bits. Again, feel free to add a pillow on the chair for added comfort. And make sure whatever you are using for leverage is sturdy and can bear a lot of activity!

What Sexy Things Do You Do In The Kitchen? Let Us Know In The Comments!


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