Best tips for hot sex on the table!

Most couples are always on the lookout for other places to have sex OTHER than the bedroom! Why not, right? We should be trying to enhance our sex lives by finding fun places to get it on. Personally, I feel that the kitchen table is a place of sexual wonderment where there are so many options for sex that you will never just look at your table as a place to just eat dinner again! If you are interested in exploring the wonderment's of the dining room table for sexy time – then read on and get ready!

Learn all about sex positions for the table.

Keep It Simple Sex Position Illustration

Keeping It Simple

As a person who believes in keeping my dinner recipes simple, I firmly believe that simple can be the most satisfying! So, when I think of sexual activity on the kitchen table I first and foremost think of standard intercourse! Kitchen tables are the absolute perfect height for standard sex! Most couples find it enjoyable to place one partner on the table on her back with their butt to the edge of the table, then the other partner can enter while standing up and holding their legs! This provides a great visual for the one penetrating – they can look down and watch their partner enjoy. It offers variations as well – legs spread, legs tight, you partner can play with their clitoris – the options are quite nice. Make sure you put something under your partner's head and be aware that tables can be “sticky” so comfort is key.
 
If you prefer to start things out with a little oral, that same partner-on-back position is great for some down and dirty oral sex! One partner can sit comfortably on a chair and scooch the other to the end of the table, draping their knees over the edge. Full access pass to any and all oral experiences. Then, move on to other positions, or enjoy a leisurely 12 course meal!

Bend Over Backwards Sex Position Illustration

Bend Over Backwards

If you prefer something more “aggressive” you can simply bend your lover over the table, forcing your partner to lay their chest against it, and do your partner from behind! This is a good position to try if you enjoy doggy, but want a little variation from the bedroom. It also offers the added sensation of the smooth table top on naked skin. The table-partner can also, if she desires, bend down and play with themselves during the action.

Get Off On The Table Sex Position Illustration

Get Off ON The Table

If you have ever been reprimanded in your youth for being up on the table I am here to tell you to get ON the table. Yes, that is right. If you are feeling REALLY sexy, get up on the table on your hands and knees. Yes, you will be too high for intercourse, but you will NOT be too high for a very erotic visual AND oral sex and fingering! Being presented on a high platform, like a table, is a very sexually charged situation where there are many options for play – oral, fingers or sex toys – you choose!

Oral Sex Position Illustration

He's WelCUM At The Table Too

This is not just for one gender. Oh no, anyone can partake in erotic table activities as well. For example, if one sits on the edge of the table with their penis in perfect position for partaking in oral sex! The 'giver' can sit, comfortably, on a chair and just devour the other partner completely. Forcing them to spread his legs a bit, you can use all the tricks in your blowjob book! Taking the penis deeply, stroking it softly, even grabbing some ice from the freezer for some special BJ fun! 

Or, if your partner is willing, they can lay on the table and YOU can ride them! Just crawl up and get on top. The firmtable top makes for a non-slip area for you to get on top and ride with pride! Just make absolutely sure your table can handle the weight AND the extra activity!

Get Your Bondage On

Finally, tables are great places to experiment with a little bondage action. There are many places to affix restraints and to tie down your lover (either male or female) and enjoy some fun! Imagine having your lover tied, spread eagle, on your table and she or he is unable to resist any of your sexy plans? Oh yes, you will never see your table quite the same again!

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