I fucked my last dildo crooked. Seriously. Perpetually stuck at a slanted angle, the thing ended up in the bottom of my trash bin. While a joke told frequently for my cam viewers’ pleasure, I’ll admit the experience left me a bit jaded in regard to phallic toys, and with good reason. After all, what’s the point of investing a sizeable chunk of money for just one good-time joy ride?
TooTimid’s Long Guy Suction Cup Dildo reminded me of that age-old saying, “You get what you pay for.” By spending double the amount I normally would, I received a durable, high-quality product, still in pristine condition, even after being used and abused by my vagina. My first time with the Long Guy took place during a private session with a fan. The texture and make-up of the dildo, a soft silicone, made it easy to slide inside without much lubricant, a definite plus when it comes to a lack of foreplay. Not only does this save the user time, little lubrication needed also lowers the risk of painful play.
Measuring in at just over nine inches, and delightfully thick girth-wise, I could barely fit half of this bad boy inside of me, to the amusement of my voyeur. However, I enjoyed the whole larger than life appeal of TooTimid’s Long Guy Suction Cup Dildo. The sturdiness of this product allowed me to use the toy in numerous positions, suctioning it easily to fixtures such as my mirrored closet doors without worry. Meanwhile, the overabundance of length gave me something to hold onto as I worked the product deeper inside of me. I’ll be honest, I’ve never attained an orgasm from vaginal stimulation, not once with a toy or a person, until now. I believe the size combined with the rippling texture of the Long Guy allowed me to cream all over numerous toys. Indeed, the popping veins offered a unique, “ribbed for her pleasure” experience, comparable to the real thing. My only complaint would be that the deep grooves which give the user such pleasure also make clean-up quite a chore. Invest in a good cleaner though, and this won’t be an issue! After this session, I’m thinking being single again won’t be so bad. I mean, who needs a boyfriend when you own the Too Timid Long Guy Suction Cup Dildo?