Special gifts just for Mom
Posted by TooTimid Staff to Sex Toy Discussion
Mother’s Day is just around the corner and you SHOULD be thinking about what to get that special MOM in your life! I know, this is a ‘sex site’ and you are wondering if sex toys are appropriate for Mother’s Day. Well, silly, stop your worrying, TooTimid sells more than just toys – there are tons of appropriate gifts to pamper that special lady on HER special day!
LIFE BEFORE KIDS…
While I am fairly certain that any mother wouldn’t trade her kids for all the money in the world, it is nice to sometimes enjoy some time without the children. That is why, the best thing you can give your special Mom is some ‘alone time’ – sans kids! Yes, that is right Dad, YOU take the kids. McDonald’s playlands were made for a reason – take em! You can eat, they can play, it is allllll good. Mom can do whatever she wants – take a bath, read, run naked through the house – it is Her time – and she needs that (on more days than just Mother’s Day) to recharge and be the best Mom she can.
So, arrange a special time to take the kids, let Mom know it is her time and then just go away. She will be so happy to have a few hours of her time that when you come back it will be like you were gone for months instead of hours! She will be grateful – VERY grateful. It also wouldn’t hurt if you brought her back a Southwest Chicken Salad (they are good) and then she won’t have to cook either. It is perfect!
PAMPER YOUR PRINCESS
OK, so while you are on the mission to give your special Mom some alone time, why not add some pampering products to make her day EVEN more special? You know what I mean, frilly frou-frou bath stuff and lotions. Yes, I said it – get your frou-frou on. Here are some great suggestions for pampering your princess:
KAMA SUTRA OCEAN BLU BATHING GEL is just what she needs to relax and unwind. The pleasant and not overpowering ocean-esque smell will delve her into relaxation mode. It will leave her smelling sweet and feeling smooth. OR, change up the scent with the tingly minty refreshing power of the MINT TREE LUXURY BATHING GEL also by KAMA SUTRA. Why do bubbles when you can do luxurious gels? However, bubbles can be a woman’s best friend, and TooTimid has those too. VANILLA ALMOND BUBBLE BATH and SCRUB are two products that smell deliciously like vanilla and bubble up the tub to boot.
Now, while you are pampering your princess, you might as well go all the way! (no, I don’t mean alllll the way) I mean, take it to the fullest and give her a nice, sensuous but PG rated massage. Why do I say “PG” rated? Nothing says to a woman this is NOT for ME, but for HIM, more than a 5 second massage followed promptly by boob groping! You have to take the time to really relieve her aching muscles. To do this you can use some of these products:
CHOCOLATE MASSAGE OIL AND CREAM not only SMELLS decadent, but it is silky smooth and sensual. You can use the massage oil to rub out the tension and use the cream to rub IN the relaxation. This is one chocolate item that she will love – cause it has no calories and won’t make her fat! If your special Mom likes cooler sensations, try this COOLING MASSAGE OIL from Hustler. It is cool and adds just that certain something to tired, aching muscles. She will get hot from getting cool.
Perhaps you want to do something that can be done in front of the kids. Well, here is a great solution, every woman LOVES a foot rub! Take the ache out of those tired feet with KHEPRA FOOT BALM! Not only does it add slickness to your foot rub, it also eliminates foot odor on contact – now you can’t beat that!
Perhaps she loves hot showers and warm baths – if this is the case, then the HEATING MASSAGE LOTION from WET is just the ticket. Get her lubed up and rubbed down, this slick massage cream will heat up on contact – and that will be the most relaxing thing she has experienced in a long, long time.
BAM….UP A NOTCH
Perhaps you do want to step it up a notch and continue the pampering into ‘adult time.’ Which is fantastic as well. Nothing says relaxation like a slow evening of making love to your lover. If this is the case, check out the COUPLE’S PRODUCTS for a whole line of ORAL SEX GELS, EDIBLE MASSAGE LOTIONS and other tasty treats. There are thousands of products just waiting for your stamp of approval – from toys to restraints. If you want to show her how much you love and appreciate her, you can show her how sexy she is. Use your discretion and try to find something she will love.
Remember, the best gift you can give the Mother of your children is to LOVE HER! There are many ways to do this, and however you do it, just remember, Mother’s Day is HER day – let her be the Queen of the Castle – if only for ONE day!