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Food For Love

Posted by TooTimid Staff to General / Misc Info
A hot topic on our discussion forum has always been ‘are there good sex foods’ and ‘how can I make my ejaculate taste better for my partner?’ This would be good to know, right, what we can EAT to make sex better? Common sense would say if we DRESS for sex- put on make-up, lingerie; buy PRODUCTS for sex – lube, gels, toys; why shouldn’t we think about what we can put on the INSIDE to prepare for sex! I find this whole theory amazing, and I also find it intellectually stimulating! So, why would what we EAT have anything to do with sex? Well, certain food affect the body is positive ways and others in negative ways. For example, in many people, too much wine can cause sleepiness. Now, who wants to fall asleep BEFORE sex? Or, high calorie meals like steak, chocolate desserts or potatoes can leave you feeling bloated and full – and not at all sexy! These are truly foods that should be avoided if you are wanting more than an after dinner nightcap. Now, if you want to ensure your night of passion will last and last – choose foods that are high in Omega-3 fatty acids! Yep, that is right –order the fish! Salmon is an excellent choice – not only is it light and low in calories, but it will help your nervous system function better – and since sex is all about connecting the right circuits – this is a sure-fire bet!

EAT YOUR NUTS AND VEGGIES: Circulation problems can be the death of a healthy erection! If you have any type of erectile dysfunction, LAY OFF THE CHOLESTEROL FILLED FOODS! You want to increase your blood flow – not block it – and you won’t be having any sex if you are dead! What is great to increase blood flow? Foods rich in L-Arginine (and this is also available in supplement form). Such foods are granola, oatmeal, peanuts, green veggies, garlic, ginseng and some others. These foods also might cause you to have some bowel adjustments – so make sure you do not start these new foods the day of a hot date. Let your body adjust to them. These are great foods for health as well as sexual performance. These foods can be great for women too – after all the clitoris is a mini-penis!

APRODITE AND HER NYMPHS: Do aphrodisiacs really work? Are there really foods that will make you horny? Some say yes, others say no. I am not quite sure we can really PROVE it one way or another – but researchers have done their best to make a link between food and sexual excitement. More than likely what happens is people eat foods with ‘aphrodisiac’ characteristics and THINK they are more aroused. Sort of like a placebo affect. So, what are some of these purported sexy food bites? Here is a list of the most popular ones:
  • Aniseed
  • Avocado
  • Bananas
  • Basil
  • Chocolate
  • Carrots
  • Chili
  • Peppers
  • Cucumbers
  • Figs
  • Garlic
  • Ginger
  • Honey
  • Licorice
  • Oysters
  • Papaya
What looks familiar on this list? Chocolate and Oysters right? IF you think about Ginger and Aniseed though, you can think about how they affect circulation. Both are reported to help with blood circulation, which is great for sexual arousal – especially in men. Now Garlic is one I am not quite sure about. I know that Garlic has tremendous health benefits, but hey, don’t we all want to AVOID Garlic and Onions when we are on a date? I know I steer clear of those two items when I want to do some kissing or loving. However, there must be something to it if people swear it is an aphrodisiac. Alcoholic beverages are said to be aphrodisiacs –but I personally think they are less of an arousal enhancer as they are an inhibition killer. Getting drunk might be the key to a woman’s heart – but it will only last until she sobers up!

EAT THAT BANANA BABY: Some foods are said to have aphrodisiac qualities because they remind us of something sexual. You have seen the pictures of the gal eating the banana – in that ‘special’ way. You know you have, admit it! What are other foods that put is in the mood by the power of suggestion?
  • Oysters – yes, oysters once again. Apparently, eating an oyster doesn’t only work from the inside out it also reminds us of ‘female genitalia! OK, I am not sure about you, but I personally find a woman’s vagina to be much more appealing than an oyster!
  • Asparagus – long stalk and head-like tip.
  • Caviar – reminds us of the eggs in a woman, go to fertility, go to sex.
  • Bananas – long, wide, curved…..mmmmm, bananas.
  • Apples and Oranges – guess what THEY resemble? Hey, I wish my breasts were that firm…ok maybe not THAT firm and definitely NOT that small.
  • Strawberries and Cherries – OK, get the pun out of the way first – eating her ‘cherry.’ Also, red, ripe, sweet and tasty.
  • Whipped Cream – Don’t we ALL wish our man’s cum tasted like whipped cream?
MY CUM TASTES LIKE WHAT?: One of the hottest topics on forum is how to make my partner’s cum taste better. Many report it tasting bitter and utterly unappealing. The fact is, what you eat DOES affect HOW you taste. Ironically enough, if you eat a lot of garlic, you are going to have bitter cum? That is funny – you are now horny, but no one will swallow your stuff! Sour citrus fruits will do a number on you too – sour in, sour out. Onions, strong spices (especially those used in ethnic cooking). Also coffee and some teas. If you want to sweeten the deal (both sexes) drink LOTS of water. Drink natural, herbal or green teas. Remember that sweetness in usually means sweetness out – apples, pineapple, cinnamon, papaya, mango – all these can make your cum more appealing! Also, this is not a food, but smoking can make your cum VERY nasty – so kick the butts and get some more lovin!

LET THEM EAT CAKE: All in all, the idea of aphrodisiac foods is very appealing – and as long as we THINK we are getting hornier by eating them, have at it. Seeing is suggestive – so I do buy that certain foods can put us in the mood just by eating them. I am not, however, going to deepthroat a banana just to arouse my hubby – sometimes a banana is just a banana!

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