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Average Joe "Kevin the Firefighter" Remote Control Dildo

Average Joe "Kevin the Firefighter" Remote Control Dildo

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Part Number:TS1101307

Let This Hunky Hero Hose You Down!

  • Six Functions Are Easily Controlled! 
  • Ultra-Realistic Skin Feels Great!
  • Quiet Vibrations Are Discreet!
  • Suction Cup Base For Hands-Free Fun!
  • Also Harness Compatible! 
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    Let This Dashing Hero Fan Your Flames & Make You Wet!

    You'll love Kevin's soft skin, detailed shaft, and plush balls. With a strong suction cup for solo adventures or harness compatibility, this firefighter will make you stop, drop and roll! This not-so-average joe has six patterns of vibration, and a dial so that you can turn each of the functions up or down to suit your needs!

    Shaft tapers from 1.5" right under the head to a fulfilling 2" just above his balls for an enticing feeling of fullness! This hunky stud will be sure to fan the flames on your hottest desires! 

    Requires 2 AA Batteries (not included)





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    Vibrator Strength:

    Normal to Strong
    5 Stars
    Fantastic Firehouse Fun
    Every woman loves a firefighter! The "Average Joe" line of dildos adds a little fantasy to the toy by giving your cock a profession! So now, when you mount your Average Joe you can imagine he is Chad the Lifeguard or Sheldon the Nerd!! You get the gist, right? My not-so-average Joe was Kevin the Firefighter and he was RED HOT! Kevin is a more than average sized, white, straight, lightly veined, realistic feeling penis with tight, little balls! He is firm and hard and ready to be climbed onto! Imagine Kevin coming home all hot and sweaty from his day saving lives and rescuing kittens from treetops! He comes in, drops his pants and is begging to be serviced. You plant him firmly on the bed, remove his boxers and OH, he is hard and ready to go! You slather on a bit of water-based lube and hop on! He feels sooo good inside you. His firehose stiff and long, thrusting up inside you. Then you FEEL IT! Vibrations? But how? How could Kevin's penis be vibrating? Because Kevin is the ULTRA MAN! Thick and long and he even VIBRATES! Just adjust the speed on the FIRE RED turn dial and give yourself an extra vibratory treat! Kevin will take it as long as you need, staying hard and ready, vibrating at a speed that will satisfy any need! Scream and yell his name - "DO ME KEVIN, PUT OUT MY FIRE!" Then, when you are finished just climb off, clean him up and store him safely for the next round of fire house fun! Oh yes, nothing average about Kevin! The best news is: you can have him too! I will share! So, search out that hunky firefighter and live out all the fantasies you have!
    Did you find this helpful?  8 of 9 Found Helpful
    Reviewed by:  from Chicago, IL. on 12/9/2014
    5 Stars
    strap-on compatible
    I was looking for a good realistic-ish feeling, strap-on compatible dildo when I found Kevin. This guy definitely did not disappoint. Kevin does his job with or without the vibes, his length, thickness, and texture ensure that. My wife and I enjoy him together taking turns with the strap-on, but you can slap him on any surface that his suction cup will stick to for great self-play also. We also like that his universal jack can work in any toy controller, so we don't go through as many batteries. Just remember to freshen him up with some sort of cyberskin renew product after washing because he will retain a bit of moisture. No complaints about Kevin, definitely a great value for a great product.
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    Reviewed by:  from NH. on 1/30/2016

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