7 Crazy Sex Positions That You Might Actually Be Able To Achieve
Have you ever read an article or browsed the internet and seen a sex position that just seems straight up outrageous and far from achievable? You know the type of sex position I'm talking about – contorted bodies, upside down, or bodaciously awkward. Do people really do these positions when they are not being filmed? Well, to be honest with you, yes some people do – and you can be one of them too! Below you will find sex positions that I have found particularly interesting, perplexing, unusual or just plain fantastic. You can try any of these 7 positions tonight!
1. The Backward Frog Hop
We're coming in hot with this first position, the "Backward Frog Hop". This one requires a lot of flexibility and strength from the receiving partner, for the sake of the conversation let's pretend that's you. As the person receiving, you will be in a very uncomfortable position where you will need lots of core strength to keep you from falling over. So, just know that going in. But this is a crazy position and is certainly an accomplishment if you can make this work. Go in slow, take your time and enjoy this kinky position.
How to do it: Commonly done on a bead, the penetrating partner will lean against the headboard or a wall while the receiving partner (let's pretend that's you) will mount your partner facing towards their feet. Rather than lowering down to your knees, you will stay up on your feet, you will spread your legs wide and then you will lower yourself down as you lean back to put your hands on your partner's chest. Your partner will then pound you from below while you do the work of focusing on not falling over.
2. The Ballerina Bonk
The reason this position is called the "Ballerina Bonk" is because when you are both in position, it looks as if both partners are in full ballerina form. The kinky and unique thing about this position is that it allows the camera to get down low and see the action from a sort of underside position. While this position looks interesting on film – I assure you, it is very uncomfortable, but despite how hard it may be it will definitely look incredibly sexy!
How to do it: Both you and your partner will start standing up. If you are the receiving partner, you will want to put your balance in one foot while you lift the other foot into the air. For help with balance, you can put your arms around your partner and lean into them. Then your partner will grab your waist and enter either vaginally or anally while you maintain your balance.
3. The Inverted 69
If you thought a 69 could only be done on the floor or bed think again baby! Yes, I have seen this position a few times – it is not for the weak (or the vertigo challenged!) This position requires strength, flexibility and a determination to be acrobatic. I refuse to try this position as I am sure my head would hit the floor – followed swiftly by the rest of me – and the mood would be ruined! Hats off to any of you who take on the challenge and try this position.
How to do it: So, to get into this inverted 69 position the penetrating partner will begin by sitting down on a chair or couch. If you're the receiving partner, you will then essentially be kneeling on top of the couch while you lower yourself down the couch towards your partner's nether regions. You will be upside down, balancing on your hands trying to keep yourself steady, giving your partner oral and receiving all at the same time - so be ready for this one! Go in slow and easy.
4. The Head Drop
The "Head Drop" sex position can be used either anally or vaginally, but in either case it is going to require a bit of stamina from both partners involved. Realistically, this position is not going to last very long because of the stamina it requires, but it's definitely still a kinky experience to try this position out!
How to do it: You will begin by laying down on your back and your penetrating partner will be standing above you. They will then grab you by your bottom and bring you up to meet their penis or strap on. You will then rest on your shoulders, with your hands behind your back for support. Meanwhile your partner will thrust into you from above.
5. The Crazy Couch
Couch sex is almost always good, although sometimes it can become lazy. So if you wanna spice up your couch sex and take things up a notch - this is the next sex position you're gonna want to try out. This position does require some flexibility from the receiving partner, but when it's done right this is a very sexy visual for both partners.
How to do it: To attempt this position the penetrating partner will sit down on the couch while you, the receiving partner, will mount them while facing towards them. Then you will lean back slowly into a back-bend of sorts until your head has reached the floor or right above it. Then your partner can lean forward on the couch and tease all of your erogenous zones while thrusting in and out of you.
6. Upward Facing Dog
OK, so we all know what doggy style is, but what does it become when doggy turns into….upward facing dog? It looks a bit awkward, but as I have tried this I can say that this makes for a nice ride. It is a bit hard to stay up like that if you are the receiving partner in this position, but it can be a transition position.
How to do it: To achieve this modification on the doggy style sex position, you're actually going to want to start in the classic doggy position. Once you're in this position and your partner is inside of you, they will have to kind of lift you up to their level so that you end up kneeling right in front of your partner. Your partner will then need to put their arm around you for support to keep you from falling back over.
7. The Anti-Zepelli
OK, I know, you are wondering about this title…I couldn’t resist. We have all probably either had sex on the stairs OR thought about having sex on the stairs OR maybe even seen someone having sex on the stairs. This is not an uncommon position. However, having sex on the stairs is actually really hard! Laying down against the stairs while your partner goes down on you sounds super sexy, but have you ever lain on stairs before? I have – it HURTS! So, this position is definitely NOT a stairway to heaven (get the title now???), but it will definitely be an exciting trip!
How to do it: Well, first of all you're going to need to find a set of stairs. If you can find one that is carpet, the softer the carpet the better. You're probably both going to be in pain if you do this on wood stairs. Once you've found an ideal stair case, you're going to want to straddle your partner. It will basically be a cowgirl position but the reason this position is advanced is because you have to work around the stairs. Remember to use all props that are available to you, so if you have a railing grab onto that to really take control and go for a ride.
Counter top sex is the BEST!!
Well. there are two but not really crazy. ( does the back seat of my 68" Volkswagen count?)
One, She was on her back on the bed, her back legs apart. I mounted her then picker her up and walked around the room with her impaled on my member. I saw this done in the movie, “Five Easy Pieces” and wanted to try it. It wasn’t them doing the scene but the actors supposedly involved was Jack Nicholson and Loretta Switt, before her role in MASH. ( I was stronger back then and she only weighed about 100 pounds)
Second, Standing up, her back to the wall, we stripped from the waist down. I lifted her legs for penetration. It was about midnight. We were on the water side of the building on Lake Michigan so we could not be seen from the shore.
The wall was an automated, unmanned lighthouse. The fun never stopped in those days.
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