How many times have you been watching an adult feature and seen the actors doing some totally OUTRAGEOUS position that is very good for the camera, but you KNOW would be very bad on your back? You know the ones – contorted bodies, upside down, or bodaciously awkward. Do people REALLY do these positions when they are not being filmed? Some people do – so why not discuss them? Here are some PORN POSITIONS that I have found particularly interesting, perplexing, unusual or just plain fantastic! Why not become your own porno princess – try some of these positions tonight!
1. BACKWARD FROG HOP
Here is one that I see a lot on adult features – I call it the ‘Backward Frog Hop.’ Commonly done on a bed, the man leans against a wall or headboard, while his female partner mounts him facing his feet. Instead of getting on her knees, she stays up on her feet and spreads her legs in some outrageously wide position, then leans back and puts her hands on his chest. He then pounds her from below as she tries desperately NOT to fall over. This is a great position for the camera – seeing every, long, deep thrust. However, you would have to be fairly strong, flexible and devoted to do this position in real life.
A variation on this is when the woman puts her feet up on his thighs! I mean, come on – why in the world would you do this? I have seen a few women doing this on screen and wonder “why, why, why?” I suppose the answer is, it gives her some stability to move her bottom as well as a nice wide spread eagle camera shot. To each his or her own, but I am sure she is not doing that position at home!
2. BALLERINA BONK
While I have no problems having sex standing up – in fact, I was very much in favor of it when I was more ‘petite’- there is a particular porn position that I find over the top. The woman stands on one foot, the other leg raised up and behind her in a sort of ‘ballerina pose’- sometimes she hold the foot- while the man enters her either vaginally or anally and she balances on this one foot while the man has his way with her, usually by holding on to her waist. This position allows the camera to get down low and see the action from a sort of underside position. While this position looks interesting on film – I assure you, it is very uncomfortable.
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3. INVERTED 96
If you thought a 69 could only be done on the floor or bed think again baby! Yes, I have seen this fab position a few times in a couple of films and let me tell you – it is not for the weak (or the vertigo challenged!) The man sits on the couch while the woman puts her nether area up to his mouth (as with a typical 69) as she puts her mouth on his penis. She is essentially kneeling on the top of the couch, while lowering herself DOWN the couch to his penis. She is upside down, balancing on her hands while trying to steady herself, give him oral lovin’ AND enjoy what is being done to her. This position requires strength, flexibility and a determination to be acrobatic. I refuse to try this position as I am sure my head would hit the floor – followed swiftly by the rest of me – and the mood would be ruined! Hats off to those few women I have seen do it!
4. THE HEAD DROP
This is a very popular porno position – the female begins by lying on her back and the male (who is standing above her) grabs her by her bottom and brings her up to meet his penis. She has to rest on her shoulders, with her hands behind her back for support, as the man thrusts into her from above. This position can be used anally or vaginally, requires a bit of stamina from both partners. While during a porn film this position is great for camera shots – the woman is exposed and a full shot of penetration can be obtained – in real life this position would rarely be done – and not for too long a time. The blood rushing to the woman’s head may be an added bonus though.
If you want to get REALLY intense, the woman can literally stand on her head, using her arms to brace herself. The man holds onto her hips and legs and enters her from above as before. She can bend her legs around his waist for extra stability. This position is VERY acrobatic – and I have only seen it once or twice in a film and the woman didn’t seem to be enjoying it – regardless of her moans and groans.
5. CRAZY COUCH
I love having sex on the couch – riding my hubby while he sits comfortably – perhaps watching an adult feature. However, I have never had the urge to literally fall down onto the floor? Who would do this? Porn actresses of course! This is how you do it: the man sits on the couch – the woman mounts him, facing toward him, then she leans back in a back-bendish type of motion until her head is down by the floor. The man can lean forward on the couch, fondle her breasts or clit and the woman is basically supported by the man who holds her tight AND tries to keep the action going. This position obviously provides for a great visual look at the woman and at the penetration. While I will not be doing this position any time soon, I am sure it has some redeeming qualities.
6. UPWARD FACING DOGGY
OK, so we all know what doggy style is, but what does it become when doggy turns into….upward facing dog? You have seen it, the couple starts in doggy – standard hands and knees – and then the guy sort of ‘lifts her up’ to him and they end up kneeling. It looks a bit awkward, but as I have tried this position, I can say that the stretching of the vaginal lips and the clitoris makes for a nice ride. It is hard to stay up like that, but it can be a transition position. For porn purposes, this position offers a nice camera shot of the woman in a compromising position.
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OK, I know, you are wondering about this title…I couldn’t resist. We have all probably either had sex on the stairs OR thought about having sex on the stairs OR seen someone having sex on the stairs. This is not an uncommon position. However, in porn movies sex on the stairs takes on a whole, new realm! You know what I mean, totally naked, spread eagle on the stairs – literally laying down against the stairs while her partner (of either gender) goes at her orally or vaginally. Why is this so unique? Well, have you ever lain on stairs before? I have – it HURTS! I do not care how soft the carpet, it is never a thrill to be boned on the stairs.
If you kneel on the stairs –great. IF you put one foot on the stairs – great. Lying on the stairs – no! So, this position is definitely NOT a stairway to heaven (get the title now???)
TRY THIS AT HOME….OR NOT
It is true that these positions are not for just porn actors – ‘regular’ folks can take pride in performing porno style – if they so desire. As someone who has tried these positions (some of them) I can definitely say that it is harder than it looks on screen! While these gals may be screaming and moaning in supposed ecstasy, I can say this – the average gal is going to be screaming too, but not in pleasure – in PAIN! This, of course, is a generalization. There probably are some ladies and gents out there who enjoy this odd positions. Good for you! You go girls and guys! However, for me, I think I will stick to some good favorites, and a few advanced positions and leave these to the porno professionals!
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