There are so many articles about what TO do during sex, but does anyone ever think about things that you should never, ever do during sex? You know, those things that bring the romance to a screeching halt, or are just in bad taste for the bedroom? Believe it or not, there are things that should never happen while you are having sex – especially if you want to have sex again! So, read on and find out 5 Nookie No-Nos to avoid!
1. SAY ANOTHER WOMAN’S NAME
You would THINK this would be obvious, but it is not. Never, EVER – E V E R – say another woman’s name during any part of sex. Not foreplay, not during oral, and for the love of all that is holy – NEVER during an orgasm! Women need to know that you are with US when we are having sex – thinking of us only. When you scream out someone else’s name – well, that doesn’t help. Oh, and in case you were wondering, screaming out a man’s name is no better, and might be worse!
2. FORGET THE FOREPLAY
Come on guys, sex is not a solo sport – be a giver. Don’t get into bed, forget the foreplay and just do what you want. Remember there are 2 of you in that bed (or on that couch, or on the floor) and you need to make sure that your lovely lady has had some pleasure before you go for the gusto to satisfy your own needs! Women need more foreplay than you do, so give it to her. Don’t shortchange her on the foreplay dudes, come on!
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3. SURPRISE ANAL
Paw-lease! Don’t try to tell us that you don’t know the difference between the vaginal entrance and the anal entrance. You do and don’t try to pretend you don’t! Surprise anal can be painful and it, well, rude! How would you like it if during a blowjob we just poked our vibrator up your anal entrance without warning? You get it now? Good. ‘Nuff said!
4. EXPECT HER TO BE A PORN STAR
This one encompasses a whole range of no-no behavior that you should be wary of. Listen, your girlfriend is most likely NOT a porn star! This means she is having sex with you because she wants to, not because she is being paid to. This means that you should have a realistic expectation of what will or will not occur between the sheets. She may talk dirty – but not PORN STAR dirty. She may need more foreplay than these porno girls do (she doesn’t have a personal fluffer dude!) Most likely she is not going to turn herself upside down to give you a blowjob, suggest a naughty threesome, or ask you to bring a buddy to bed. Pornography is fantasy guys. Your girl is reality. Please accept and enjoy her for who she is!
5. GRAB HER HEAD AND PUSH HER DOWN
If you are feeling in the mood for a little oral sex that is fantastic, but under no circumstances should you EVER push her head DOWN to your penis! You can ask, you can suggest, even better you can go down on her first. What you cannot do is push her down there! Also, while we are in the subject, if you are getting some oral attentions NEVER hold her head and pull her deeper onto you! The woman needs to breathe dude and not all girls can deepthroat without gagging. Find yourself some oral etiquette and make sure that you are being considerate of her feelings and physical limitations when it comes to giving you head.
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