Before there were lovely stores for easy and embarrassment-free shopping to acquire sexual enhancement products, such as TooTimid, there was only your imagination. Many a woman or man has used different household products as sex toys. Sometimes successfully, other times not so successfully. Everybody has certain items that can bring sexual pleasure to them, if they just look around with a creative eye! Just remember, not everything you find that is long and hard will make a good dildo (like a wooden spoon, for example, as splinters would end the play really quick!) Use common sense when playing with certain electrical objects and never stick ANYTHING up your vagina or anal canal that can be lost OR which is ALIVE (yes, hamsters, gerbils, snakes) as that can cause permanent and painful damage. If you want some safe, tested, tried-and-true options, here is a short list.
1. HAIRBRUSH HANDLES
I know many a woman who has used a hairbrush handle (or even the soft, bristly end) for clitoral stimulation AND for insertion. Hairbrush handles that are made of plastic or that rubbery material are preferred over wood – as they have some flex and are not going to splinter. It is preferable to put a condom over the handle or to make sure the hairbrush has been thoroughly washed! Whenever you use an item that is used for other purposes, being hygienic is very important. Also, for those ladies who like a little bristly stimulation, make sure you are not too rough with the tender vaginal skin. You would not want to tear or bruise that area.
2. ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH
While it may seem like a joke that you would see in an Adam Sandler movie, “she used her electric toothbrush to get off,” the fact is, an electric toothbrush is a very effective little vibrator. Even those cheaper versions that operate on batteries instead of being rechargeable can offer quite the buzz! The end of the brush vibrates quite rapidly, and when the backside (non-bristle) side is placed against the clitoris, the result can be breath taking! Some women even like the sensation of the actual bristles buzzing against their clitoris. Just be careful you do not rub yourself raw down there! Also, it is wise to keep your “masturbation” tooth brush head in a separate place from your “teeth brushing” head. Common sense, really.
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3. SHOWER HEAD / BATHTUB FAUCET
The shower and bathtub are excellent places to find stimulation for both men and women! How many girls have found the joy of their first orgasm by spending a little too much time under the running water of the bathtub faucet OR the pounding vibrations of the massaging shower head? Men can also utilize the massaging sprinkles of the massage head all while having enough soap and body cleanse to masturbate for days. A discreet and private place to get your orgasm on, the shower is a virtual mecca of possibilities! Hell, even rubbing yourself along the smooth porcelain of the bathtub rim can feel quite delicious if you are horny enough!
4. VACUUM CLEANERS
WARNING: do NOT place your PENIS in the end of your vacuum hose! This can cause swelling and, well, it can get stuck in there and do damage! The last thing you want to explain to your Mom is why her vacuum attachment is attached to your penis. Vacuum hoses are excellent for female masturbation, and this is how. The suction action, when places an inch from your labia, will rapidly SUCK them to it and if you hold the vacuum just far enough away from yourself, there will be this rapid “flapping” of your labia and a very powerful and pleasant feeling to your clitoris! You can allow the vacuum to attach to your clitoris first, but sometimes the suction is way too strong for this and may cause some discomfort. However, with just the right finesse, a vacuum hose can bring a delicious orgasm before you finishing vacuuming your bedroom.
5. HANDHELD MASSAGERS
There are a variety of hand-held massagers that can and do offer a lot of muscle and tension release. Some of these can also be used for a relief of a different kind! Whether you have a small, mini-massager (think of those “jack” looking massagers for back massaging) or a wand massager, these offer many options for masturbatory fun. It doesn’t have to be a marketed for sex fun massager – like a Hitachi – either. Any massager can do in a pinch! If you find yourself enjoying the massager vibrations, you may want to invest in a real sexual massager for future fun!
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