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10 Discreet Toys You Would Never Know Are Sex Toys

Posted by Kaitlin to General / Misc Info

Not everyone wants a toy chest full of 10” rabbit vibrators, realistic dildos, and large dongs. Not that we don’t enjoy them, but sometimes we just need a little somethin’ somethin’ on the go! Can you imagine vibrators or dildos rolling around in your purse? I don’t think I can!

We have put together our top 10 choices for devilishly discreet toys you would never guess are sex toys! We dare you to leave them out in the open, and see if your friends realize what they are!


Hello, pretty lady! What woman doesn’t own, or hasn’t at least tried wearing makeup? This is the perfect cover for a sex toy because it is readily seen all over women’s homes, in our cars, and of course, our purses! Being that it is such a popular accessory in our lives, a whopping 4 out of 10 of our top discreet toy choices are makeup related!

Screaming O Makeup Brush Vibe

Designed to be disguised in any purse, this sneaky little vibrator is sure to make you blush! Tons of flexible, soft “bristles” vibrate at three speeds on the tip.  Paired with a sturdy, easy-to-grip high-end handle, this little blush brush is sure to turn your cheeks red!

Screaming O Mascara Vibe

If this doesn’t resemble a real mascara brush, then I don’t know what does! Perfect for pinpoint clit stimulation, the designers at Screaming O have done it again with this waterproof wonder! Plus, the Mascara Vibe has that nubbed, pointed, soft teasing tip, and four functions of vibration! This toy is discreet and stylish!

Lipstick Vibrators

Even if you’ve never taken a mascara brush to your lashes, chances are you own a lipstick or chapstick. The Pink Lickety Split Vibe is a stylish, modern pink lipstick vibrator with a smooth rubber tip designed to tease you! If you want something a little more incognito, our Lipstick Vibe, which comes in pink and purple, blends in like a discreet vibrating ninja! Both are 100% waterproof, and provide powerful vibrations, directly where you want ‘em!

Screaming O Multifunction Mini Vibrator

At first glance, it may look like an ordinary bullet vibe in a cute case, but it is so much more! This mini vibrator is fully concealed within a secret compartment, inside a compact makeup case! The hard plastic shape and added mirror make it look like some powder for your nose, but hide the powerful, velvet smooth bullet for your “Ohhhs!” Plus, it’s 100% waterproof and has four vibrating functions!


Another popular method of masking sex toys is with bathtime products! Lots of ladies get turned on by relaxing in a sensual bubble bath or hot shower, so making discreet waterproof toys that look like they belong in the bath? They’re brilliant!

Bath and Shower Sponges

Getting clean has never been so...dirty! These cleverly designed scrubbing sponges have secret compartments that discreetly hide waterproof bullet vibrators! Choose from a standard, secretive purple Vibrating Shower Sponge, love yourself loofah-style with the Vibrating Mesh Sponge, or get wet with the classy Vibrating Foam Sea Sponge. All three have soft straps to keep your sensual sponge stimulating your special spots, no matter what wet and wild action scenarios you find yourself in!

Screaming O Octopus Mini Vibrator

When you think vibrator, you may not picture a charming little octopus, but, then again, neither will anyone else! This undersea vibe, made with soft, pliable jelly, looks like a precious, aquatic party favor. Push this vibe to the depths of your ocean, and you will see there is more than meets the eye! With eight tingling tentacles, steady vibrations, and it being small enough to fit in your pocket, this octopus is out of sight!

I Rub My Duckie - Travel Size

Masquerading as an adorable, classic bathtime toy, the mini version of the I Rub My Duckie is a strong, multi-speed body massager that will go anywhere with you. This innocent little rubber duckie can be left on the edge of your tub without anyone knowing its naughty secret purpose!

Inconspicuous Household Items

Our last category is for the discreet toys you can just leave around the house for easy access, without your friends suspecting your more intimate intentions! Granted, we wouldn’t have these toys on display, but when you want something on hand for quick, orgasmic gratification, you can sneak these into the room!

Wand Massagers

We’ve got such a wide array of wand massagers and attachments because they are modest, and keep a low profile! Do you work hard? Then of course you would have a massager to soothe your aching muscles - and they do - but they go beyond massaging shoulders and legs! Two of our favorites are the Magic Wand Massager and the Vibe Rite Cordless 7 Speed Massager. Both have smooth, flexible massaging heads, intense vibrating functions, and tons of attachment options for texture and penetrating pleasure!

Ben Wa Balls

Also known as orgasm balls or Kegel Exercisers, these simple, stimulating toys strengthen your Kegel (pelvic floor) muscles and incite incredible orgasms! How are they discreet? Well, orgasm balls come in all shapes and sizes, with and without tails, and some vibrate and some do not, but a lot of them look like marbles! If you had a little glass dish filled with the Original Ben-Wa Balls sitting on top of your dresser, nobody would suspect a thing! They even come in crystal clear glass - like the ICICLES Hand Blown Glass Ben-Wa Balls - and more ornate Glass Dreams Ben Wa Balls that have beautiful inlaid flower details! When Spring has sprung, try the Crystal Kegel Eggs in Pink!

Vibrating Panties

What could be sexier - and sneakier - than vibrating panties! The Astrea I vibrating panties are made with beautiful, stretchy lace, and come with a wireless remote for you or your lover to tease you with! At first glance the Astrea I looks like a lacy brief, but insert the vibe into its small pocket and let the hands-free stimulation begin! Not looking for any undies, but still want the buzz beneath your jeans? The soft, silicone Panty Play vibe fits into any undies and hugs your curves, stimulating with a multi-speed, quiet bullet vibrator! It is as exhilarating as it is discreet!


Date 4/20/2014
william torguson
nice stuff
Date 4/29/2014
not secret
everyone knows wat the wan masager is 4 now not secret ppl wud kno

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