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Purchased this as a gift for my wife. when she got it and realized how big this thing was, she was afraid of it at first, but after the first time using it, she got used to it real quick. it has spiced up our marriage to say the least and now thats all she wants to use.A must for anyone who wants to spice up their love life. |
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Reviewed by: Harry from Maryland.
on 8/1/2012 |
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Took my wife a minute to get used to this but she said it was great and I had a great time watching her get off, she said this hits the G spot wonderfully. A tad stiff but still has some give to it. |
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Reviewed by: Eric H from Killeen Texas .
on 5/15/2012 |
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im a straight guy with a constant yen for back door play..well it took some work but this toy is great. hits the prostate nicely. the tapered shaft design is nice too. any guy or gal who wants a challenge will find this exciting and filling. the sensation is awesome.slow is the key.what will my girlfriend say when i show her this :).my wish with this toy..i wish it was a bit under 2 inches..then i would give it 5 stars. |
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Reviewed by: david from boston.
on 12/13/2011 |
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I have 2 confessions:
1) I requested this item. 2) I did NOT pay too much attention to all of the details of this dildo.
Can we say “DUH”?? I mean, this toy IS in the “Large Dildo” section after all…….
That being said, the first thing I thought of when I saw the purple 8” Oversized Cock from Topcat, I said, “And where the hell am I suppose to put THAT???” True, it’s only 8” long, however, it’s head is 2” in diameter, and the shaft is a mere 1.75” in diameter. Now, reading that, it doesn’t sound like much, right? OK, thing the size of a tennis ball, and it’s just a tad smaller, just a TAD mind you. Yes, I grabbed one to compare; balls to dildo so to speak.
After getting over my initial shock, I examined my “Goliath ‘Shroom”. I call it that, because the dildo looks kind of like a very tall mushroom. Resembling an uncircumsized penis, the head is the largest part of the dildo. I believe it’s made of jelly, but it’s soooo big & thick, it’s hard to tell, and the package doesn’t say what it’s made of, so to be on the safe side, use water-based lubes only. The base is just sliced off to make a smooth bottom, so there’s no balls or suction cup to hang on too. They did think to include “pubic hair”, but to me, it looks more like grass, adding to my “mushroom” opinion even more! It has veins protruding from it as well, trying to make it look a bit more real (but not really). This thing is heavy! If I ever need to smack a burglar, this will give them a concussion for sure!!!
After washing the “Shroom” with warm water & antibacterial soap, and pat it dry. I placed it on my nightstand for later. Everyone else was out of the house, so it was just me & the “’Shroom”. Thinking I was going to need all the help I could get with this one, I decided to have some wine. Then when I was good & warm, I picked out a favorite adult DVD, grabbed my go-to clit stimulator, and water-based lube. Teasing myself into an almost frenzie, for several chapters of the DVD, I finally decided to try to insert this bad-toy. Um, ow. No matter how much lube I used, and as excited as I was, I couldn’t insert this toy. Let me tell you that I have MANY MANY toys, and I was unable to insert, let alone enjoy this one. It was just too big for me.
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Reviewed by: Tyger from East Texas.
on 9/11/2011 |
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