by Mikayla

Ahhhh, the sweet smell of trees blooming and flowers rising from the cold winter dirt! Birdies chirping, squirrels foraging, dogs barking – these are the smells and sounds of SPRING! When spring arrives, people become happier, more joyful and HORNIER!! Spring is the gateway to summer – and warmer weather. Warmer weather is the gateway to outdoor romping! No, I am not kidding! If you have never had sex out of doors then you have GOT to read this article – because there are more outdoor spaces to get down and dirty than you might realize!

Having sex or just fooling around outside is one of life’s most simple pleasures! It gets the adrenaline pumping, revives a stagnant “bedroom only” sex life, and brings nature and au naturale together in the best sort of way! While there is caution to be had when getting naked in the forest, I have always felt it was worth the chance! With the warmer months of May, June and July quickly approaching, I felt it necessary to give the readers of Too Timid a preview of the best places to have sex outdoors! Keep your imagination open, your mind clear and your lover ready for fun – as always, it is sure to be a wild ride!

#10: HOME IS WHERE THE HARD-ON IS
No one said that you HAVE to leave the comforts of your own home to have sex outside – many people DO have BACKYARDS! Having sex in your own back yard is just comfortable enough and risky enough to give most couples a major thrill! Even if you start slow – as in the garage – or IN your CAR IN the GARAGE – you are still out of your bedroom!

Always be cognizant of your neighbors – especially when there are kids – because having sex out of doors is illegal in most residential areas. However, there are ways to skirt this law and still have your fun! If you are one of the few privileged folks with a hot-tub, pool or Jacuzzi outside – TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT! Those bubbles do more than relieve stress, they also HIDE NAKED PEOPLE! Always be aware of nosey neighbors, but technically getting up close and personal in the hot tub is a pretty low risk way to get your outdoor lovin’ time in!

Now, if your neighbors are more than a stone’s throw away, you can afford to be a little more risky. If you have a hammock in your backyard – use it like a sexual cocoon! Climb up on your lover for some slow rockin’ and utilize the general swing of things. Or, even getting down and dirty in your child’s tree house (Bring a blanket of course…ewwwww) can be a real thrill! If you are super daring, just plopping on the lawn furniture can do it for you – and while your ass is cooling in the breeze, other parts are getting HOT!

Wherever you decide to have sex in your own backyard just remember that there are options unlimited for backyard banging and it would be a great idea to start thinking outside the bedroom – and more toward OUTSIDE the realm of your backdoor!

#9: GET IT ON IN THE GARAGE
Similar to the back yard, your garage can be a ROCKIN place to get it going! With car hoods and tool benches to perch upon the possibilities are endless! I have even had a full romp in my Dad’s garage starting with me on a stool, legs spread for oral, then moving to the work bench for some wild finger action, and concluding with us lying on top of my Dad’s car! It was a wild ride for sure!
I am sure there are many guys who would say “no way” to the hood of a car, but hey, there are other places to get your engine revving – just remember to watch out for grease stains – your butt will be black for days!

#8: GO PARKING
Many couples go on date nights to movies or restaurants. While this is all fine and good, there is soooo much more you can be adding to your “date night.” A favorite thing for my hubby and I to do when we are having some coveted alone time is to park our SUV in a darker part of the movie theater parking lot and climb in back for some pre-movie sex! Having this prequel to the main event actually gives us one great thrill, and relaxes us for the movie. Of course, you can make this the encore by doing it after the movie as well.

Similarly, we have parked in various places to have sex. Restaurant parking lots, behind buildings, you name it! We have even done the drive-in movies. Hey, necking is not just for the teeny-boppers you know! Just be mindful of other people around you, make sure you have an escape plan, and remember that your “car will be a rockin’” so make sure it is in a dark area if possible. While sex in cars is not a cop's worst nightmare, there are many who would love to peep in on you – so if you have a vehicle with tinted windows, this would be better.

Wherever you go parking, and whatever you decide to do in your car – blowjobs, oral sex, full on penetration – getting out of the realm of your neighborhood can bring back those fond memories of when you were dating and couldn’t keep your hands off each other! Try it, you will LOVE it!

#7: PARTY LIKE IT IS 1999
Ahhh, spring, the time for BBQ parties and outdoor parties galore! While it will admittedly be harder to find quiet nookie time during a party, there are options for you daring folks who want to get it on in the midst of people!

For example, my in-laws have a big BBQ every June and my hubby and I always attend. They live on a rather spacious plot of land and put up tents and other festive decorations. One tent always buts up against the house and makes a discreet “pocket” of space between it and the house, hidden away by trees and shrubs. We have been known to sneak in there and have some HOT, quick sex!

Why be so risky? Well, the thrill is in the chance of getting caught – and as we get closer to the #1 pick, the risks are going to increase! Just remember, when having sex that close to where people are – be QUIET or your cover (no matter how minimal) will certainly be blown to bits!

#6: APPLE PICKIN’
Have you ever been to an apple orchard? Miles and miles of sprawling apple trees. The smell is delicious, the sight is wondrous and the opportunities are RIPE! While you will most likely have to wait until fall to get to the orchard for picking, some orchards offer tours of the space, even before the apples are ready.

My hubby and I go to the orchard twice every year – once alone and once with our son. When we go alone we almost always end up far away from the main building, nestled between some Granny Smith apple trees - doing the nasty! While you will want to bring something to lie on (rotten apple bits in your ass crack are NOT romantic) – you will be sheltered from peeping eyes, and the surroundings are really magical.

This idea would work well for wineries as well – since the vines offer a natural harbor as you go from isle to isle – but there is often less space to use. The key is, use the wilderness and your surroundings as inspiration and be taken in by the moment, just as my hubby and I do!

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