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John Holmes Realistic Dildo

Item Id: DJ0275

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This item is Non-Returnable. Please make sure you understand the size before purchase. Experience the legend! Precisely molded from a cast made of the legendary John Holmes, see for yourself why Holmes was literally the biggest adult star of all times.

Product Review by Kathy - Mesa, AZ
I had to check this product out for myself. Since I am a woman who loves girth, and curiosity was driving me crazy. I needed to find out for myself what John Holmes was all about. Also, since it is stated to make sure you understand the size of this, since there is no return it sent my imagination overboard.

I received my order, and rushed upstairs to show my hubby that it had arrived. I ordered the Ultra realistic one, this product is a lot like cyberskin but it is actually what they call ultra 3. I opened the box to find that this product was approximately 3" in girth and about 12" long. WOW!!!! Inside the box came a little history on John Holmes and a silk cover, along with two bottles of cornstarch powder to keep this in mint condition.

Here is a little bit of the basics; Yes this dildo is large, so it is defiantly not for the beginners, or the faint hearted. Since mine is the ultra realistic one, not only does it look like a real penis, feel like a real penis, but it has all the veins of an erect penis. This product has a suction cup at the bottom. Since I only have one other toy with a suction cup besides this one. I had to try it out, especially since this toy is a little heavy. Let me tell you the suction cup holds extremely well, I stuck it to the bottom of the tub, my mirror on my headboard, and the floor, it held up well when I was trying to release it. The toy itself has a unique curve to it. Since this toy is a lot like cyberskin, make sure you care for it the same way. This product is not hard to care for with a little antibacterial soap, warm water and then allow it to dry out completely, once dry apply the cornstarch powder that comes with it and pull the silk cover over it. The cover has a draw string so no need to worry about it getting dirt or anything else in it. I then put mine back into the box.
Time to test it out!!! My husband decided to help me out with this. We started with a lot of foreplay, making sure I was good and hot. I grabbed my little bullet for extra stimulation. My husband then held it for me so I could back up into it. The key to this toy is LOTS and LOTS of lube and a lot of foreplay. I was on my hands and knees while my husband held it, once lubed I slowly began to insert it into my already wet pussy. OH MY, I could feel the feeling of full, and I mean full. I didn't have any problems with insertion since I used plenty of lube and went extremely slow, which aloud the inside of my pussy to adjust to the girth of this toy. I came so hard once I starting riding this toy, and with the bullet stimulating my clit it was absolutely wonderful. I have used this toy alone also, I attached it to the bottom of my tub, lubed it up and squatted over it and let me tell you if you like girth to your toys this product to me was beyond anything I could explain. I highly enjoyed it and would recommend it to the more advanced players.
I rode it, enjoyed it, and still love playing with it.

Length: Including suction cup 13" Without 12"

Diameter: 2"

Insertable Length: 9.25"

Material: TPE

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