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The Real Bent - 5 out of 5 stars - Review by: Anonymous (Canada)
Reviewer Anonymous got his/her own fairy tale ending with a dildo that isn’t too big, or too small – it’s just right! Find out if The Real Bent is just your size.

REVIEW: Wow!! This is a fantastic dildo! The size is just right for me and anyone else who's looking for a true-to-life average sized dildo. Its firm yet has enough give to lean with your body for a variety of comfortable positions. The suction cup is very good too (sticking firmly to surfaces that any regular suction cup would be expected to stick to). The last dildo I ordered from here was waaaay too big. Too Timid stayed true to their return policy, and I am very, very satisfied with this new dildo.


Trojan Magnum Ecstasy Condoms - 5 out of 5 stars - Review by: Tyger (East TX)
Are you looking for a condom that gives you and your lover that “barely there” feeling? Try these, reviewer Tyger swears by them!

REVIEW: SAFE SEX! Nothing is MORE important that practicing safe sex, even if you’ve been with your SO for a while, you should ALWAYS use condoms. I’ve heard ALL of the excuses: “I can’t feel anything when I wear them. They take away from the experience. It’s not spontaneous. It kills the mood. They don’t fit me right”.....the list goes on & on! Guys! What shows you care more than not only wanting to protect your significant other from any possible harm/unwanted pregnancies? It’s the responsible, loving, & mature thing to do! Now, for you guys that are more on the “larger side”, have we found the condom for you! Trojan makes a line of condoms that are designed especially for the guys that say “normal condoms are just too tight”, to which my hubby happens to be one of them. I saw this particular item, and KNEW we had to try them. We are a BIG fan (pun intended) of Trojan Magnums. When I read “Feels like nothing’s there” in the description on this particular lovely, I knew we had to try it. We use condoms along with other things, as part of our birth control practice, & anything I can do to help heighten his pleasure, I’m willing to try. So, the other night, we have some fun, lots of oral, teasing, well, you get the idea...anyway, time for the “unwrapping” so, I roll the condom on. He gets inside me, & OMG!! After a few thrusts, I had to check & see if the condom was still on, because it really DID feel like there was NOTHING on him! I even said “OMG, it feels like nothing’s there!” Apparently, in the heat of the moment, saying “feels like nothing’s there!” is NOT something a man wants to hear. Needless to say, I apologized, & re-word my exclamation! I had to check a few more times (strategically, of course), to ensure the condom was still on, & it stayed on like you’d expect a Trojan too. Hubby said that it really felt like nothing was there, and it was as best to the no-condom feel as he’s ever been with using one! For a guy to say that is HIGH praise in my opinion.


Doc Johnson - Velvet Touch Vibe - 7" - 5 out of 5 Stars - Review by: Brianna (NS, Canada)
This classic vibrator has reviewer Brianna raving! Are you looking for some strong vibrations with a delightfully basic design? I think we have a winner.

REVIEW: This vibe is, first off, very interesting to touch. It is hard, which I love, but it doesn't feel like plastic. There is certain smoothness to the vibe which really has to be felt to understand. This material is fantastic! It feels great when inserted. The vibrations are very strong, and I was thoroughly impressed. The length and width are perfect for me (although for some people, maybe not quite thick enough) and easy to control if you're familiar with the twist-dial format. Let's just say that when the man used this on me, I was having fantastic orgasms within minutes; and I usually take far longer than that. I have a feeling this will become a bedroom staple. Thanks, Doc Johnson, for another awesome product!


Under the Bed Restraint System - 5 out of 5 Stars - Review by: Brianna (NS, Canada)
Reviewer Brianna likes the endless possibilities of being tied up! If you’re looking for something simple to dominate your lover (or be dominated BY your lover) check out this easy to store, soft to the touch restraint kit.

REVIEW: I just received this in the mail today from Too Timid. The first awesome thing I noticed is that the wrist and ankle cuffs are detachable from the system, so I woke my man up with the cuffs on and some sexy lingerie and we were ready to begin! Setup is quick and easy, especially with 2. You simply lift your mattress and put the middle of the strap set under, then put your mattress down. The wrist and ankle cuffs are very soft on the inside, with very adjustable straps for a tight-held position with little movement or maybe a little more slack in the legs for positioning, etc. I gave the kit a few good tugs while strapped in and it seems solidly made, the straps didn't loosen from their adjusted positions, and the material is thick and obviously not prone to tearing. The straps can also just be tucked back under the edges of the mattress to be hidden, so it only needs to be set up once. This is a wonderful product and the wide range of adjustments makes it a great bedroom addition!


Jack Rabbit Pearl Vibrator - 5 out of 5 Stars - Review by: Jenns (GA)
Reviewer Jenns picked a good one for her first toy, and lets everyone know that it is a MUST HAVE for any toy collection – husband tested and approved!

REVIEW: This was my first toy ever. Even though my toy collection has grown to over 10 toys in the toy box, this one is still and always will be my favorite! Trust me, I have spent some good money on other toys that are very good (if you know what I mean), but none of them can hit the spot like the Jack Rabbit Pearl has. Even my husband finds this toy no hassle and easy to use when he wants to play with me. This toy is AMAZING! It's one that should be in every toy collection!


Duet Touch Activated Cockring - 4 out of 5 Stars - Review by: Anonymous (Indiana)
Reviewer Anonymous sings praises for this erection enhancer ring – just remember to buy an extra set of batteries!

REVIEW: I LOVE THIS!!! Just wish the doggone batteries didn't wear out so fast!! Good thing it came with an extra set! It uses watch batteries on both sides unfortunately, really only last for one or two trysts. The front vibrator does have the pressure pulse, but it also has a constant. I prefer the constant because the pulse takes QUITE A BIT of pressure. The button is a little bit hard to find, but it's manageable. It was a bit difficult to figure out how to get into the battery compartment. The jelly stretches open to expose it. Putting it back together is a bit scary because I'm afraid it's going to tear. Now, all that aside, even though it may sound like all I'm doing is complaining, I'm DEFINITELY not! This is SO worth these little inconveniences. It may have its issues, but when it's good, IT'S GOOD!!!


Advanced Nipple Suckers - 5 out of 5 Stars - Review by: shortstuff02 (NJ)
Reviewer Shortstuff02 loves a little nipple play and finds these little cuties to do the trick – hands free!

REVIEW:These intrigued me as I do have a couple of other nipple toys. When I ordered them I didn’t realize how big they were, but that is fine. They are 2.25 inches in length and the circular area that you place your nipple in is 1 inch in diameter. What is nice is this toy is phthalate free. I then washed up the suckers with warm water and anti-bacterial soap. Then I let them air dry. So then curiosity started to get me and I had to try them out. I have very sensitive nipples and love nipple play. I started out playing with my nipples while playing with another toy. After doing this, I squeezed the bulb end of the toy and then placed the opening against my nipple. I then released the bulb and that is when the lovely suction began. I have another nipple toy that has tubing between the two suction units, which can get in the way. What is nice with this set is there is nothing to get in the way---just pure fun. So while I was playing, this was nice as I can enjoy the sucking feeling on my nipples and could pull on them as well and they wouldn’t easily detach, which is a plus. I do highly recommend this to use by yourself or with someone.


Fireman's Pump - 4 out of 5 Stars - Review by: Anton ~ Marie’s man (Blytheville, AR)
Reviewer Anton highly recommends this penis pump for a little added size, and don’t forget the lubricant!

REVIEW:This is my first pump, and I've got to say this is not a piece of junk. The pump bulb is high quality, the rubber gasket is smartly applied, and it will produce as much suction as you want, including too much! Be very careful! I like this pump. It is sturdy with high quality plastic & a metal release valve that works pretty well. My only gripe is the black latex sleeve that comes with this pump is way too small. When I first tried to use it my dick wouldn’t even fit through the opening. You will need a lot of lubricant just to get it on your cock and to ease its removal. This works amazingly well for what it costs. In case any buyers out there didn't already know, the way pumps work is that they force larger amounts of blood into your penis, thus making it larger. If you do it enough, your body adapts and will eventually adjust to stay that way. HOWEVER, this does not add any actual tissue, so what you're adding in mass, is blood. Don't expect to be much harder, infact, you may lose stiffness if you over use this, but it will make you longer and thicker over time. The color is bright fire engine red. It gives it a good gimmicky name, but I can't tell if my dong is turning funny colors or not. Sometimes I think it's turning purple or something, so I yank it out and it turns out that it's nothing more than condensation on the inside making that effect against the red plastic. The doughnut is not that great. It is too long on the inside and sort of squeezes your cock to death (or mine, at least). One quick recommendation to anyone buying this or any other kind of pump: BUY LUBE! Any lube will do, but trust me, unless you'll thank yourself later. Good luck on your purchases, I've bought tons of stuff from this site, and almost all of what I've bought so far is good. Add an 8oz bottle of water based lube to your order and look for one that is long lasting. It does swell my penis well beyond a normal erection and gives a heavy, full feeling afterwards.


Glow in the Dark Paradice - 4 out of 5 stars - Review by: Jessa (Canada)
Reviewer Jessa uses this fun game to get her and her husband in the mood. Can you make it through all of the suggestions? Roll the dice and find out!

REVIEW: I just received my dice yesterday, and I cannot wait to use them!! They are bigger than I though! Almost a golf ball size! That will make them much easier to use. One thing DH and I had to laugh about is that one of the 'locations' is "In the closet". We have such a small one that it seems rather impossible... Hahaha! My only complaint is that there should be cooler positions.


Blue Mood Ring - 4 out of 5 stars - Review by: Ginger J (Unknown)
Reviewer GingerJ has many good things to say about this erection ring – it may be a run-of-the-mill ring but it does the job well!

REVIEW: Most of the time toys are designed for pleasure for only one partner. However this blue monster is specially designed to offer tingling, vibrating pleasure for both partners. Visually a bizarre looking toy, comparable to a space ship or perhaps if Saturn turned blue. But it's a fairly standard cock ring with soft tight jelly like material. The odd parts are the two vibrating bullets integrated into the cock ring. The larger bullet is mounted sideways on the bottom of the ring so it sits between the cock and balls, to pleasure the man wearing the ring. The other mini bullet is mounted on top and sits on top of two thin columns of the jelly material. This makes the top bullet seem somewhat impotent, slumping limply like an octogenarian who lost his Viagra. It is only when this toy is put into action that this bullet finds its purpose. On its flexible mounts it is free to swing with the wearers movements, like a pendulum. It is positioned perfectly so that it slaps against the woman's clit (like a foam mallet on a Whack-a-Mole).This was great for delivering pulsing vibrations right to my pleasure center. Because its not constant buzzing, I found it to be a refreshing adaptation. I kept wanting more and more buzzing on my clit, but only got it with each thrust! You can always turn the bullet around for a different effect with the pendulum side on the bottom to give a buzzing stimulation to your other hole. I liked this but not as much as when my boyfriend had the swinging bullet on top. And frankly, he liked having the direct bullet between his cock and balls better too. But I encourage you to try both ways and find what works best for you. Despite its monstrous looks this is one of the best toys for both partners I have used. It also helps men heighten their erection. It’s a great toy to use if you want to try incorporating toys into your lovemaking at a slower pace. For some who have trouble bringing toys into the mix, this could be a gateway.


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