Climax Silicone Splash Dolphin

A waterproof, vibrating, dolphin-shaped, silicone… dildo?

Not a fan of animal shaped sex toys? I’ve heard it before, and I’m here to change your mind. I get it; it’s slightly creepy and while you’re getting down and dirty you don’t want to be reminded that Mr. Cute and Squishy Dolphin is the one bringing you Oh So Much Pleasure, and you certainly don’t want to feel like a pervert while you wander through the aquarium section at your local pet store. But, really, you’re missing out (and you’re probably not the only pervert at the pet store!) The truth is, unless you have eyes “down there” you probably won’t know the difference. After all, imagination is a BEAUTIFUL thing.

The Climax Silicone Splash Dolphin has many great features that I can’t wait to tell you about. First and foremost, it’s made out of 100% medical grade platinum cured silicone. In case you were wondering - that’s some good, um, stuff. I’m a big fan of silicone. Why?

1. It’s easy to clean. You can even put it in the dishwasher, however, as my roommate will tell you – only use this cleaning method when no one is home.
2. Silicone will probably out live you if properly cared for.
3. You can warm it up (warm/hot water only, no microwaves, ovens, etc. YIKES!) and you can cool it down (who needs a Popsicle on a hot summer day?)
4. It’s non-porous so it doesn’t harbor bacteria, which is good news for those of you who suffer from UTI’s and Yeast Infections (Hallelujah!)
5. It becomes super-slick when lubricated (with water-based lubricant only) need I say more?
6. It is Phthalate Free.

This particular product does hold a Silky Smooth one-touch bullet for external vibration or you can go without the bullet and use the space as a finger grip. You could also use the bullet alone if you wanted. You’re getting a good bang for your buck here. Hey, if all else fails, you can let him float around in your aquarium. His cuteness shouldn’t be wasted.



Brandon Lee CyberSkin 7X Vibrating Dildo

A vibrating, CyberSkin dildo… in the shape of WHO?!

You’ll notice that in our October 2008 category we’ve added quite a few “realistic” dildos. Recently, I received a few requests from women (and men!) to add a few new “larger” products to our site. You ask? I supply – so keep the requests coming (Meaghan at TooTimid.com!) This bad-boy-toy is not for the faint of heart, for certain. I won’t lie, before I got this product in, I had NO IDEA who “Brandon Lee” was. I still don’t and frankly, I feel a little embarrassed that I’m better acquainted with his penis than I am his person. Embarrassed, but not ashamed; a lot of women like em’ big. While I can’t share that specific vote of enthusiasm, I DO support it! Size queens – say it loud and say it proud. For the men reading this (and perhaps shedding a tear or two,) don’t get discouraged – it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean…or something like that. For most of America, this is really your only chance to mount a porn star.

This Brandon Lee look-alike is made out of CyberSkin, which is as close to the real thing as you can get without being arrested for molesting Brandon Lee himself. Soft, flexible and complete with all the nooks and crannies of a “real” penis; with this product you could lean back, close your eyes and transport yourself to your favorite fantasy – and it vibrates to – whew!

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One (of the many) things I’ve learned through-out my three years here – never limit yourself. This goes for sex toys as well. If you stay away from the toys that make your eyes bug out of your head – chances are - you’re probably missing out. Push yourself to experience new things. Maybe it’s the dolphin shaped dildo, or the giant cock molded from a porn star – whatever it may be, you never know until you try it!

Happy Shopping!