Obama vs McCain Condoms

Benjamin Sherman called on us a few weeks ago to tell us about his presidential condoms. We thought his condoms were a riot. Discussing politics can easily turn mild mannered people into ragin' lunatics. Just try to debate politics with Chad and you will see his soft demeanor shread faster than Bruce Banner turning into the Hulk (or is that me?)! There is a lot of passion for both sides in this presidential election. Sometimes it is easy to forget that we all are on the same pursuit of happiness. For a moment, Obama and McCain supporters can share a laugh together. I mean, how can you look at one of these condoms and not smile?


What better way to throw your support behind your favorite presidential candidate than to own an Obama or McCain condom! Still undecided are you? How do you pick a candidate?

Do you get a rise from showing your patriotism? Do you like a little protection when you're down in the trenches? Are you looking to stay in it for the long haul? If you answered yes to any of the above, McCainCondoms are the right choice for you. Are you likely to promote early withdrawal? Do you enjoy vigorous physical activity? Are you a young man with a Harvard Law degree? If you answered yes to any of the above, ObamaCondoms are the right choice for you.

Old But Not Expired.

Give your "troops" the protection they deserve, buy McCainCondoms today! This will turn out to be the ultimate collectors item or a perfect gift for grandpa!

Trophy wife approved
For the proud, liberal Republican -- conservative Republican








Use with good judement.

These are uncertain times. The economy's a ball-buster and the surge went flaccid... but now there's Obama Condoms, for a change you can believe in!

FOR THE ELITIST PENIS
THEY WON'T LEAVE A BITTER TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH
WHEN YOU JUST WANT TO CLOSE THE DEAL

Are these real condoms?
Obama & McCain Condoms are real, name-brand latex condoms. And they're FDA approved! They are similar in quality to condoms that you would buy in your neighborhood drug store.

Will they work?
We can't guarantee that just by wearing an Obama & McCain Condom you will be safe from a night of reckless abandon with a member of the opposite party. No condom is 100% effective, but we are certain that without wearing one, there's likely to be an Obama-mama in your future. So, like anyone with a good exit strategy, keep a back-up plan handy.

Any tips?
Obama & McCain Condoms do not like prolonged exposure to direct sunlight. Don't let them go past their expiration date. Like Bush's Presidency, over time ObamaCondoms will become less effective and prone to failure. Use only with water-based lubricants, there's a good reason for it and oil's too expensive anyway.

With Obama & McCain Condoms your candidate is sure to get you off!

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