Imagination not included.
Posted by Meaghan at 02:06 PM. Filed under: News at Too Timid •
Belladonna’s Magic Hand. A sex toy with a multitude of uses. How many times have you heard that before? Yeah, sure, your Hitachi is a “back massager” and you use that Pocket Rocket to alleviate your “migraine symptoms.” Pardon my smirk and snicker - but isn’t it just easier to say it loud and say it proud? No matter the metaphor you choose: you use your sex toy to feel good. So, what about a toy that delivers another helping hand…of the unwavering kind.
As part of the TooTimid crew, it is my job to select new products to go into the store. (side note: if you LIKE the new products, please email me at: , if you hate them: - is the way to go.) I enjoy the task of purchasing items which I believe people will find appealing, sexy, interesting… and above all - pleasurable. I believe that Ms. Donna’s extra special appendage will bring much joy to any person who purchases it. (No, I won’t send it to you for free.)
I selected this very different, very unique product because… variety is the spice of life, right? Maybe you have 3 (or more - no shame, folks) other dildos, and you’re looking for something a little different; a different feel, shape, size, texture or look. Maybe you just want to know what it might feel like to be fingered by a porn star - or you’re new to the wild world of fisting.
Extraordinarily life-like, this mold of porn star Belladonna’s hand will make you feel as though you grew an extra limb without even knowing it. Need a hand around the house? This toy probably can’t do your dishes, but if used correctly, you might be able to get your significant other to do them for you. Maybe you need to get something off of a high shelf; the days of risking your life on a step-stool are virtually over.
If you’re not already convinced that you need this product, here are a few more reasons:
You could:
-Put it under your car and scare your noisy neighbor into a life-long vow of silence by telling him that two more minutes of sawing next door might mean HIS arm under your car. Take No Prisoners.
-Use it to hang your jewelry; or model the lovely new ring your lover bought you.
-Keep your cell phone cozy and safe.
-Are you a UPS man tired of waving? Belladonna is more than happy to stand in as your stunt waver to keep the customers happy.
-Feel the need to bitch slap a co-worker? Use this two pound dong to knock them upside the head whenever they get out of line.
Or, you could always use it the old fashion way (don’t worry, we won’t tell, in fact, we recommend and encourage the old-fashioned way.)
Happy Shopping; as always, we appreciate your support.
I think I’ll use it to “bitch slap” a co-worker!
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